You asked for it…. at least one person did….
This week’s Talk to Tom is your chance to drop your best Star Wars joke!* As always you can also ask me whatever questions you’ve got for me, too.
Here’s my joke, you’ll need to do it out loud to get the full effect:
Knock Knock
— Who’s There?
Al and Tim
—- Al and Tim who?
Al and Tim ago in a galaxy far, far away….
*Obviously, any joke that isn’t good, clean fun is going to get deleted… and the SF who posts it may get suspended… so use common sense, please.
Jedi_Bob
Why does Princess Leia keep her hair in buns?
So it doesn’t Hang Solow! (Han Solo)
Jedi_Bob
That was horrible.
Jedi_Bob
🙁 Don’t be such a Harvey.
Jedi_Bob
Okay, Sorry.
Jedi_Bob
It’s okay. 🙂
SuperFolder_Zod
Ummmm…
SFDarkPalkia
Yeah he’s talking to himself again.
EwokFett
u like pokemon!!!
Jedi_Bob
No I don’t.
SFDarkPalkia
Yeah I do!
Grease_the_Slick
X and Y come out this Saturday! WOOT WOOT!
SFDarkPalkia
WOOT WOOT!
SFDarkPalkia
What is a rebel’s fave tv show?
The x wing factor!!!!
SFDarkPalkia
Sorry if this one’s lame.
Jedi_Bob
That was a good one. 😀
SFDarkPalkia
Thanks Bob!
Jedi_Bob
No problem. 🙂
SFDarkPalkia
And I got it from the Internet, not by copying that one at the bottom.
UserSFGrant
Q. what is a were wolfs favorite book?
A.Harry Potter (wait for the laugh got it!) that part just meant it takes a few seconds to get the joke then its funny.
UserSFGrant
Is it funny?would it work in a stand-up?
espicer
Q: What do you call a wampa on Tatooine?
A: Lost.
SFDarkPalkia
Lol
SuperStooky81
lol 😀
Grease_the_Slick
In School, Secretly reading this… Trying to Hold in Laughter…
EwokFett
DUDE!!!!
espicer
Wow! I didn’t know my joke was that stooky! 😀
Grease_the_Slick
he Fact that the answer is LOST makes it funny times stooky!!
Darth_Scissorous
Here is my nosssssstrul Star Wars Joke…
What’s worse than being dropped into the rancor Pitt?
Being dropped into the rancor Pitt with a rancor in it!!!
That’s what my friend said. I told him it was a bit cheesy and he says purple! I wonder if he really is Dwight?!
SuperFolder_Zod
I like it! 😛
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Me too!
SF_Dan
Hey Zod, you’re showing a lot of leadership, are you actually cap Dwight?
SuperFolder_Zod
Purple
Grease_the_Slick
With Face: I see what ya did there!
SF_Dan
Mind=blown
Jedi_Bob
Hello Superfolders.
Jedi_Bob
Hello Bob.
UserSFGrant
wait your the exact same person!
Jedi_Bob
Or am I????
SFDarkPalkia
Yes you are.
Jedi_Bob
A true Jedi you are to notice such a thing.
ILuvOrigamiYoda
What would happen if real Vader met origami Vader? That would be weird. <[123]> <-------- Random Yoda
Jedi_Bob
He would have an origami finger puppet show with Luke Skywalker.
Jedi_Bob
IluvOrigamiYoda, do yo play animal jam?
Jedi_Bob
You*
origamibulbasaur
No
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Yes jedi bob. I do play that. I not on there much but if you wanna buddy request me my name on there is LordDareDevil.
UserSFGrant
why does Jedi_Bob keep pretending to be someone else and favor and insult himself?
Jedi_Bob
Because God put it that way. 🙂
SFteamroker
real chewbacca met origami fortune wookie. i found it on google images
ILuvOrigamiYoda
I hate my new school! It’s like Tippett! ALL THE WEIRDNESS IS BEING SQUEEZED OUT OF ME!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
StookyCuts
so true
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Purple
Jedi_Bob
LOL hi
Jedi_Bob
Hellooooo
origamibulbasaur
Don’t let them win! thats what the government wants, YOU MUST FIGHT BACK!!!!
StookyMaster
same here! my new school like nostrul tippett!!! my old school like stooky mcquarrie!!!!!!
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Same here! And I’m Dwight!
Jedi_Bob
Soapy the monkey needs a new name! His language is not very clean!
ILuvOrigamiYoda
I know right!
Jedi_Bob
Yep 😛
Jedi_Bob
Hi
origamibulbasaur
er-yep!
SF_Harald
Woah! I must be so slow just to notice this! In like the 50’s, parents would clean their kids’ mouth with soap as punishment for cursing! Soapy doesn’t have the best language ever! SOAPy!!!!!
Jedi_Bob
So true. 🙂
espicer
Mmmmmmmmhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmm….
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Sf_harold, my mom still threatens to do that! But I don’t say bad things! I just say things like “jacked up” and “freakin”.
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Hey, does anyone here have braces? I need some advice on what not to eat when I have them and how long I’ll be sore cuz I’m getting mine next week.
Jedi_Bob
No, but my sister needs contacts.
Jedi_Bob
Which is completely irrelevant….
SF_Harald
Yeah SFmichael, you’re preaching to meh! I hate my braces!
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Thnx SFMicheal. And my the force ( and the folds ) be with us!
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Another joke poped into my head! Here:
Luke: Master Yoda, how am I supposed to fight Vader without killing him?
Yoda: Your words you must use.
Luke: Ooookkkk???
During Luke vs Vader fight ( Ep 5 ):
Luke: Yoda told me to use my words so, please don’t cut off my hand or anything. We should just talk this out like normal people!
( Vader cuts his hand off anyway )
Luke: AHHHHHHHHHH! That hurts!
Vader: Don’t be a baby! I had BOTH my arms and BOTH my legs cut off.
SFDarkPalkia
Lol stooky joke!
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Thnx!
Jedi_Bob
This is not a joke but did anyone notice that the name of the middle school in the series is the last name of Ralph McQuarry who designed the sets in Star Wars?
Jedi_Bob
McQuarrie*
Jedi_Bob
Nobody?
TomAngleberger
To my understanding, it was McQuarrie who first visualized Yoda (along with many other great characters). Others including Stuart Freeborn, Wendy Froud and of course Frank Oz all part of “creating” Yoda as well.
Jedi_Bob
Oh.. my bad but Thanks for explaining! 🙂
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Yes! And it’s LUCAS county school district!
Jedi_Bob
But did you actually name the school after him?
Darth_Scissorous
That would be good if it was because it wasn’t obvious but true fans would understand!!! A pleasant suprise that was.
StookyMaster
i noticed right away!
SuperFolder_Zod
Me too
Evan
What does Darth Vader’s favorite part of the Death Star? The Ele-VADERS. HAHAHAHAhehehehe ouch. Sorry if that was really lame
Tyler
HA! That’s great!
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Lol!
UserSFGrant
LOL!
SFposiedon
q:what would you call jabba if he were made of pizza?
a:pizza the hutt(i give credit to spaceballs)!
ILuvOrigamiYoda
You’ve seen spaceballs! Oh gosh! I LUV that movie! What’s ur fave part?
SuperFolder_Zod
The whole movie is my favorite part! I love that movie!
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Same here but the best part is the bearded lady scene!!!!!!
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Hey guys. I’m not posting a joke, but I’m posting an IMPORTANT MESSAGE! It’s about animal abuse.
HELP SAVE ANIMALS!
Every minute, an animal is abused, abandoned, or killed.
They don’t deserve it cuz they also have feelings.
Share this on other stuff, and send a Jawa txt symbol ( /••\ ) if you agree. Reply by saying “Purple” if you’ll help.
StookyMaster
Purple
SuperFolder_Zod
Purple
SFposiedon
purple
Evan
Purple /••\ /••\ /••\ /••\ /••\ /••\ /••\ /••\ PURPLE
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Thnx. I bet this really means a lot to the animals!
origamibulbasaur
purple
Jedi_Bob
Green o-o
Darth_Scissorous
/••\
Chewy14
Brown
espicer
/**\
SF_Ori
purple
SFposiedon
/??\
Jedi_Bob
Tom,
How does one turn into a Superfolder? Please tell me.
SuperFolder_Zod
You are a SuperFolder!
Jedi_Bob
I AM???
Jedi_Bob
Holy cow, dude sweet.
Jedi_Bob
Why doesn’t it display on my computer, though?
SuperFolder_Zod
Well, obviously, you are commenting right now, you have an SF name, so you have likely signed up to be a SuperFolder. If you’re wondering, no, you do not have to have SuperFolder in your name to be one. But the main point of being an SF is to share your origami with other SuperFolders and comment on other people’s origami. Just fold something, snap a picture, upload it to your computer, go to SuperFolder Submit, put the photo in, include a brief description, and click submit. It’s that easy. Afterwards, your origami will be posted in 18 days.
Jedi_Bob
Oh… good description. 🙂
Jedi_Bob
I already posted a picture of my origami jawa. It’s not that good, though.
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Dude, I bet your Jawa is very STOOKY! Tell me when it’s on I want to check it out!
TomAngleberger
You are DEFINITELY a SuperFolder!
Jedi_Bob
It will be on in about seventeen days. It is kind of pitiful, thigh. 😛
Jedi_Bob
Though*
SF_Dan
Just in case you are worrying about harveys, there aren’t any on this site, just thought you should know. 🙂
Jedi_Bob
Cool. 😀
StookyMaster
yay…NO hARVEYS!!!!
Jedi_Bob
What would you call Padme if she was a dog?
Petme Imadoggie. (This is the last joke of mine so if that was annoying, then the annoyance has come to an end. :P)
SuperFolder_Zod
That actually is very funny! 😀
Jedi_Bob
Thanks. 🙂
SuperFolder_Zod
Check out my tauntaun joke; it’s really far down.
P.S. Can you believe my idea for a joke themed Talk to Tom got so many comments so fast?
Tyler
That’s hilarious! Great Job!
Jedi_Bob
Thanks, Tyler. 🙂
Chewy14
It insulted pad-me! Thats awesome!!
Math
I have all of your Origami Yoda books and they’re so funny!
I have a question. How do you get permission to use someone else’s characters in your books? I mean the Star Wars characters.
Jedi_Bob
I think he has to use the copyrights and stuff.
Jedi_Bob
And pay money…
TomAngleberger
Yes, there is an agreement with LucasFilm and they see and approve the books before they are printed.
They are nice folks!
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Actually, now it’s an agreement with disney ( sadly! ) :*( Disney buying Star Wars is soooooooooo nostrulllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:(
SuperFolder_Zod
Indeed
ILuvOrigamiYoda
I wish I could meet him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If I ever run into him I’d be all like,”OOOOOOHHHH . . . my gosh! I need your autograph! Like now!”
Jedi_Bob
I have his autograph. 😀
SuperFolder_Zod
Cool.
Jedi_Matt_Kenobi27
What is Mace Windu’s job when he’s not being a jedi?
Windu Washing!
(Window Washing)
SuperFolder_Zod
That’s from Padawan Menace lol
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Lol
Jedi_Bob
Nice one! 🙂
StookyMaster
R2-D2 is constantly saying bad words(like Soapy!)
All the “BEEPs!” and stuff?
Lucasfilm just censore’s it!!!
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Lol . . . Purple. . . O_o
StookyMaster
I’ve got another joke that isn’t Star Wars but its funny:
There once was a kid who didn’t know the first five letters of the ABCs.
So he asked his mom.
Boy: “What is the 1st letter of the alphabet?”
Mom: “Shut up! I’m on the phone!”
Boy goes to ask his brother, who is playing a video game
Boy: “What is the 2nd letter of the alphabet?”
Brother: “Yes!” (because he had beat the hardest level)
Boy goes to ask dad, who is watching a 49ers baseball game
Boy: “What is the 3rd letter of the alphabet?”
Dad: “49ers! Hit ’em hard!”
Boy goes to ask his older brother.
Boy: “What is the 4th letter of the alphabet?”
Brother: “I ate burritos for lunch”
Then, the boy asked the garbage lady.
Boy: “What is the 5th letter of the alphabet?”
Garbage Lady (in her usual singsong voice): “In the garbage!… In the garbage!…”
That day, the boy went to school.
Teacher: Can you tell me the first five letters of the alphabet?”
Boy: “Shut up! I’m on the phone!”
Teacher: “Do you want to go to the principals office, young man?”
Boy: “Yes!”
At the office…
Principal: “How many spankings do you want?”
Boy: “49ers! Hit ’em hard!”
After 49 hard spankings…
Principal: “What do you have to say for yourself?”
Boy: “I ate burritos for lunch”
Principal (very outraged): “Now were do you live?”
Boy (in a singsong voice): “In the garbage!… In the garbage!…”
SuperFolder_Zod
Nice!
CommanderGree
hilarious!!!!!!!!!!
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Lolololololol!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!! PURPLE!
StookyMaster
i know, its pretty funny. thanks for the positive comments!!!
StookyMaster
tom, what computer program do you use to write the origami yoda books?
SuperFolder_Zod
Yeah, I need it for my case file.
StookyMaster
me too, thats what i need it for…TOM… ANSWER!!!
SuperFolder_Zod
What’s yours about?
StookyMaster
Im trying to decide between doing one for tom or myself. Myself is How to Survive Fourth Grade (the most dangerous year in your education) Im in 5th grade
ILuvOrigamiYoda
StookyMaster, TRY 6th GRADE! Now THAT’S the most dangerous year!
StookyMaster
why is sixth grade so bad? by the way. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT 6th GRADE IS LIKE!!!
StookyMaster
heres something funny for OY Movie:
(if the person can risk it)
scene: library
murky walks in with only his undies ONLY
Harvey starts laughing and says “SING IT, NOW!”
Murky: “Lookin’ like a fool with yo pants on the ground, lookin like a fool with yo pants on the ground”
Murky takes cereal boxes and starts covering himself wth [who knows what?]
SuperFolder_Zod
Wasn’t too bad for me.
5th was the worst, because the principal was more nuts than Rabbski. 🙁
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Reply to: StookyMaster
6th grade is tough. Your no longer in elementary so the teachers a harder on you. LOCKERS ARE NUTZ! Gym is torture. And the 7th and 8th graders think they can push 6th graders around cuz you’re smaller. Plus, if you haven’t hit that “romance stage” by the time that grade comes, you have to deal with the 7th and 8th graders talking about their romantic life. I HAVE TO PASS THE SAME EIGHTH GRADE COUPLE KISSING AND HUGGING BY THE SCHOOL BUSSES AT DISMISSAL EVERY DAY!!!!!!!
Jman
I`ve been laughing gor 5 minutes! You`re killing me, stop!
StookyMaster
Reply to: ILuvOrigamiYoda
I’m sorry, in my side of the country there the schools go up to sixth grade…AND I’m still in fith grade. But good idea!
SuperFolder_Zod
Same here! Well, I’m in 7th, but the elementary goes to 6th grade.
dinoman705
what did link say to ganon?
nothing! he can’t speak!
ilsw7328
knock knock
espicer
Who’s there?
Jedi_Bob
Jedi Bob is here!!! (Sorry.)
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Lo! Bob your funny!
Jedi_Bob
Cool thanks. 🙂
espicer
Why isn’t tom answering anyone? Cause I think having what origami instrux we want on the site would be great for the next talk to tom. Do you think I should just give it time?
SuperFolder_Zod
Tom usually isn’t on the site. He’ll probably approve it though. 😀
espicer
Woo-hoo! Stooky!
espicer
Btw, how do you become a sf?
SuperFolder_Zod
You already are an SF.
espicer
But how come some people have super folder in front of their name?
SuperFolder_Zod
Because they chose that as part of their name.
espicer
Ohhhhhhhh… now it all makes sense. Thanks zod. 🙂
SuperFolder_Zod
200th comment! Wow! I didn’t know my idea for Talk to Tom would get so much popularity so fast! 😮
SuperFolder_Zod
You should fold something and post it! It’s a lot of fun when it finally comes up and people can comment on it!
espicer
I’m seeing if webmaster sam will upload my custom imperial guard.It looks really stooky!
espicer
What have you uploaded?
SuperFolder_Zod
Did you submit it yet? Because WB Sam will post everything, as long as there’s no people in it. But it takes 18 days for most posts to go through. Some posts come through the next day, but no one knows how that happens.
espicer
Yeah, I did submit it.
SuperFolder_Zod
Type superfolderzod in the search box, and all my posts will come up. Comment please!
TomAngleberger
I’m here right now! And I just created this page last night… so I haven’t been away for long at all!
SuperFolder_Zod
Which goes to show how far a SuperFolder’s idea can go.
espicer
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Oh be one.
Oh be one who?
Oh be one Kenobi lives on Tatooine!
(I know its bad)
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Purple
SuperFolder_Zod
This is the roster so far for the food side:
Non-SFs:
Max Rebo, Soapy the Monkey, Tiffany(someone from Adventure Time), Batty the Bat-Dude(made that up 😛 ), TK-421, a battle droid, a GNK droid, Squidman(no comment), and Jar Jar Binks.
SFs:
Me(Zod), Tom, Spence, LegoGabe, and General Creasious.
As well as anyone who would like to join, please sign here, and you shall be put on the list.
espicer
Ralph Black wants to join!
SuperFolder_Zod
I’ll just put you down as espicer.
yodafan
i want to join
SuperFolder_Zod
Then you are now a member.
Magicman
i want to join as force master darth!
(he is on the site but the post is named help me give a name.)
SuperFolder_Zod
You’re in!
SuperFolder_Zod
Yes.
Jango_Fett
Whats the food side
SF_Dan
I’m in
SuperFolder_Zod
OK
SuperFolder_Zod
Is that a yes?
Magicman
i have a cuozen who wants to join as skkrazy!
wookiewolf
what would you like me to do boss
SuperFolder_Zod
I don’t know…
How about count the number of ORAs and tell superfolderbane?
wookiewolf
huh why tell superfolder bane but bounty hunters work with no questions asked so ok
wookiewolf
19 members on ora
wookiewolf
want me to create a post for the food side so we can meet there?
UserSFGrant
I would and as for ora i am on the council! it is me, Jedi trevor, SF CPH, Evil Jawa, and SF Michael
wookiewolf
huh none of you are on the ora council
sonigami
Which sith likes to shop?
Darth mall(give credit to Darth Jabba)
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Purple.
DarthJabba
thx!
wookiewolf
blue
sonigami
Q: who likes to lay in places?
A: Princess LAY-a!
espicer
I’m just gonna say one more time that I think that the next talk to tom should be about what origami instrux we want to see next on the site. I hope tom thinks about this cause i’m craving more-igami on the site!
EwokFett
Q:If yoda was a pig what would he say?
a:may the pork be with u (I give credit to Rovio that one)
Jedi_Bob
Nice. 😛
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Lol!
Jedi_Bob
He would say oink. :P. Just kidding…
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Sadly though, he would die before Ep 6 cuz he’ll be bacon. 🙁
( even though bacon is STOOKY ) !
SuperFolder_Zod
I like nuts(and bacon!)
DarthJabba
A: What is Luke’s favorite candy?
A: Lightsavers!
EwokFett
two answers??
ILuvOrigamiYoda
LOL!
SFMaceWindude_
Q: What’s Luke’s fav car?
A: To-yoda
VonMailman
thats a good one!
Origamiyodafan
Yeah nice one:)
DarthJabba
Q: What kind of cups did Chewie buy for his birthday?
A: Han SOLO cups!
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Lol!
DarthJabba
Q: What do you call a man who has trouble getting dressed formally?
A: A tie fighter
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Lol!
DarthJabba
Q: What is the place where you can get pizza at the Darth Mall?
A: Jabba Hutt!
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Lol!
DarthJabba
Q: What do you call someone who fights cloth towels?
A: Bounty Hunters!
espicer
Ha! lol
EwokFett
what???
wookiewolf
awepic
VonMailman
ya know, ewokfett, theres that paper towel company Bounty
ILuvOrigamiYoda
I get it!
DarthJabba
Q: What is the name of the store in the Darth Mall can buy your robes?
A: Macey Windu’s!
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Lol!
StookyLukey
Hi guys ive decided to make the OBHA (origami bounty hunter alliance) we will be hire able by the ose and the ora. So in reply to this topic say who you are. I am boba fett btw. We will have a meeting on Saturday at 12:00 noon on Saturday on the latest talk to Tom post. PS you can only choose bounty hunters. You can also choose made up bounty hunters
espicer
I’m Ralph Black, bointy hunter to the extreme! I’m human and I have a custom respirator and an eye made of leftover droid parts. I’ll probably forget about the meeting though. 🙁
SuperFolder_Zod
Didn’t I say Boba was already on the food side? Oh well. He’s a mercenary anyway.
SuperFolder_Zod
BTW, I’m hiring.
StookyLukey
Zod who are you?
espicer
What’s the food side zod?
StookyLukey
E spicer i like ur bounty hunter he sounds cool
espicer
Tnx. I made a custom origami puppet of him who look super stooky. Btw bobas my fav bounty hunter.
StookyLukey
Oh i see
SuperFolder_Zod
In the war between the Origami Sith Empire and the Origami Rebel Alliance, there must be a middle ground. Some people may choose to be neutral. That is why I created the food side. Led by Max Rebo(the idiot who tricked me into calling it the food side), and me, Zod, we shall sit back, watch the battle, and eat. If necessary, we can offer info to either side, or attack anyone we want, or hire bounty hunters to do that for us. 🙂
Join the food side… we have donuts
P.S. As to who I am.. I am an SF who posted super stooky snot trooper instrux that are coming out tomorrow(maybe)!
espicer
Btw stookylukey, does boba die by the 6th movie? I cant remember.
StookyLukey
I don’t think so
SuperFolder_Zod
NO
BOBA FETT LIVES
StookyLukey
Yay
espicer
I do like me some donuts! (In reply to zod)
StookyLukey
So who are you zod?
SuperFolder_Zod
What do you mean? Be more specific.
StookyLukey
I mean on the OBHA
SuperFolder_Zod
BTW, Tom is on the food side, and he wants an eclair.
espicer
Did everyone just leave?
StookyLukey
Lol
espicer
Never mind. My tablet is glitchy.
StookyLukey
So… Zod will u join us?
SuperFolder_Zod
Oh! I get it now. I’m not joining the OBHA. I’m just saying that I am willing to accept help from the OBHA.
espicer
What’s the obha?
StookyLukey
Oh ok I get it now
SuperFolder_Zod
Read the post above.
espicer
Never mind again.
StookyLukey
WAIT WE SHOULD ASK TOM TO MALE AN OPTION TO WHERE YOU CHOOSE YOUR SIDE AND IT WILL DAY ABOVE YOUR NAME!!!
espicer
So there is two people on the obha and One person accepting help from it?
StookyLukey
Yes
StookyLukey
I have to go see you guys
espicer
P.S. I like your idea stooky lukey
espicer
Bye boba
espicer
Our leader just left…
SuperFolder_Zod
The true reason for the food side is that when superfolderbane began the OSE, some people were nervous about the idea. But fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, and hate leads to the dark side. 🙁
So with the help of Max Rebo, one of the most laid-back people I know, I started the food side movement. The idea was to calm down, and watch how the Empire thing would play out. Turns out Max was right. No real issues have happened so far. Not much of a war after all, huh?
espicer
Srry but I’m gonna leave. Check out my idea for the next talk to tom! 🙂
espicer
Its down lower in the comments
SuperFolder_Zod
Hello! Here I am! I’m here! Yay!
EwokFett
I’ll be cad bane
espicer
Heyyyyy. I’m back!
wookiewolf
hey I already made that
SuperFolder_Zod
Who wants to join the food side(that is chatting now)?
wookiewolf
hello did anybody not see mine
wookiewolf
not me but I will be hired for jobs by you
tedjedhazy
whatis the obha do and what is the food side and ose, Ime new and …ya
SuperFolder_Zod
Look at all the comments on this Talk to Tom post and the last ones. It might help you understand more.
odeyoda
You need to tell us what country you live because if you live in west and we will have a talk on your time it might be 11pm in mine time. so tell me ehat state you live so I know the time difference
tedjedhazy
thanks zod
SuperFolder_Zod
SUPER BIG SECRET REVEALED BY ONE OF THE MOST SECRETIVE SFS
I run on Eastern time, don’t worry.
SuperFolder_Zod
USA
tedjedhazy
wait what and couldnt find anything
SuperFolder_Zod
In the Jabba the Puppett book, an origami rebel alliance is formed. Some SFs liked the idea, and started one of their own. The idea died down a bit after a while( no one knew what to rebel against), and superfolderbane began the Origami Sith Empire to rival the ORA. And if you look at my comments above, you’ll find the origin of the food side.
tedjedhazy
I really wanna join the empire because i want them to win in the prequel movies (is it wrong?) but i think the food side is for me (i LOVE BOUNTY HUNTERS THOUGH!!!!)
SuperFolder_Zod
Soooo…
Food side, Empire, or OBHA?
tedjedhazy
food side can i be galen marek do i have to make a puppet
SuperFolder_Zod
You can make one if you want. Welcome!
tedjedhazy
what do i have to do?
SuperFolder_Zod
Nothing.
Fun, huh?
StookyLukey
Well my whole i sea backfired i just wanted people signing up for OBHA not talking about random stuff so let me get this clear. Me,espicer and ewokfett are the only ones in the OBHA so far.
StookyLukey
Oh and sf Michael too PS im in central time zone
tedjedhazy
cool, zod, cool
Jango_Fett
SF StookyLukey, im joining the OBHA, because i am Jango Fett
wookiewolf
hey I joined
StookyLukey
Wookiee wolf who are you?
wookiewolf
jek-14 and did you see my message from earlier
StookyLukey
So we have me espicer sf Michael sf hansel wookieewolf and jango fett. Cool
wookiewolf
ok so when can we start working
wookiewolf
say no if you don’t want me to do this but I’m getting bored so I’m thinking of starting the war between ose and ora
SuperFolder_Zod
Whatevs
wookiewolf
so i’m doing it
tedjedhazy
how????
SuperFolder_Zod
Tedjedhazy has a point there.
😉
wookiewolf
I’m part of ora and I’m a spy in it so I can sneak into ose and say that ora are preparing for battle and I can tell ora that ose is ready to attack and so they will fight and finally we will get some action
SuperFolder_Zod
Hmmmmmmmmmm…
wookiewolf
so do you wan me to do it or not
ILuvOrigamiYoda
I’m in the central time zone. I live in Texas.
wookiewolf
go to my obha post
SuperFolder_Zod
I say, go for it!
🙂
wookiewolf
ok
espicer
Tom only commented once on this talk to tom. I SO CUNFUZZLED!!!
SuperFolder_Zod
New SF?
TomAngleberger
I usually drop by once a day…
tedjedhazy
hey TOM
DarthJabba
Q: What do you call a Gungan with alot of money?
A: Jar Jar Banks
DarthJabba
Q: Where do Sith Lords go to hang out on Friday nights?
A: The Darth Mall!
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Lol!
SF_Harald
So, two guys are running from a Rancor.
guy1: I hope we can outrun this rancor.
guy2: I don’t have to outrun the rancor, I just gotta out run you!
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Lol!
SF_Harald
Ok so this isn’t Star Wars but,
What’s the difference between Crime, and Illegal?
One’s something against the law, and the other is a sick bird!
(Say it out loud a couple of times, eventually you will get it!)
ILuvOrigamiYoda
I said it a couple times and didn’t get it. Can you explain it.
Jedi_Bob
Illegal.(ill eagle)
SF_Harald
Yeah what Bob said, My dad told me this last nite and i like it so….. YEAH.
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Ohhhhhhhhh! Thnx Jedi bob!
WookieMan
Q: How is Ducktape like the Force?
A: It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds the galaxy together.
Q: Where does Princess Leia go shopping for clothing and such?
A: At the Darth Maul, of course.
Q: What did the rancor say after he ate a Wookiee?
A: Chewie!
Q: Why didn’t Luke Skywalker cross the road?
A: Because he got a ticket for Skywalking.
Q: Why does Leia wear buns on her head?
A: In case she gets hungry in a Senate meeting.
Q: What goes, “Ha, ha, ha, haaaa…. AGGGHHHH! Thump”?
A: An Imperial Officer laughing at Darth Vader.
Q: Why shouldn’t you ask Yoda for money?
A: Because he’s always a little short
SF_Harald
OHHHHHH!!!!!! ISEE WAH YA DID THR!!!!
espicer
These are hilarious! The ducktape one made me laugh out loud! Plastic dinosaurs dude!
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Lol
SuperFolder_Zod
Awesome!
VonMailman
luvit!
espicer
Hey tom,
I think that the next talk to tom thing should be what origami instrux we would like to see on the site.
Thanks
espicer
SuperFolder_Zod
I support this idea! 😛
StookyLukey
Me too
espicer
I would want a ki-adi-mundi or however you spell his name. That would be super stooky!
espicer
If anyone agrees can you not post it as a reply so tom will see it? Thx
sonigami
Please say yes tom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wookiewolf
me four
Kit_Fisto
totally
TomAngleberger
Okay!
espicer
Thx!
Red5
YAY!!! <[^_^]>
wussorwookie
what do you get when if you mix food & and Bobo Fett?
[Bobo fat!]
odeyoda
1. what do you get if you mix a fruit with a bounty hunter? mango fett!
2.Why did han ask chewie to copilot the millennium falcon?Because he didn’t like flying solo
3. Where did Darth moul get his tattoo? On tatooine parlor
4.Where do gungans store pickles? In jar jars
5. what ide of an ewock has the most hair? The outside
6.What do you get f you cross an elephant with veder? And ele-vader
More coming soon!!! 14 more!!!
SF_Harald
Hahaha I get #5 except the original joke is a bear!
cew02
tom hi I was wondering if I could be a person called Connor and have boba flat
SuperFolder_Zod
New variation on my first joke:
On Hoth, Han Solo cuts open a tauntaun in order to save Luke. As he is doing so, he says, “And I thought they smelled bad on the outside.”
Then the tauntaun farts.
Han says: “I’ve got a bad feeling about this.”
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Lol
SF_Firk
why does gredo like waiting in front of stores on black friday? because he wants to shop fist! GET IT!?!?! SHOT=SHOP!?!?! HAHAHAHAHAHA… hehehe… that was awful.