You asked for it…. at least one person did….
This week’s Talk to Tom is your chance to drop your best Star Wars joke!* As always you can also ask me whatever questions you’ve got for me, too.
Here’s my joke, you’ll need to do it out loud to get the full effect:
Knock Knock
— Who’s There?
Al and Tim
—- Al and Tim who?
Al and Tim ago in a galaxy far, far away….
*Obviously, any joke that isn’t good, clean fun is going to get deleted… and the SF who posts it may get suspended… so use common sense, please.
LegoGabe
Hey Tom, just a question. How old is Tommy’s brother? I’ve calculated he is either 7 or 15. I just don’t whether he is older or younger than Tommy. Which is it?
Superfolder_Spence
Re read the fortune wookie….
The answer will be there
TomAngleberger
He’s older… He’s in the 10th grade, I think.
LegoGabe
Thanks! I wasn’t sure whether it was 3 years older than Tommy or 3 years older than Tommy’s 4 year old cousins that sneeze on turkeys. That’s got to be Mr.GoodCleanFun’s biggest nightmare.
Superfolder_Spence
Turkey anyone?
sfecho
i’ll stick to the deviled eggs.
SuperFolder_Zod
Turkey…
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Do any of you play MovieStarPlanet?
Jedi_Bob
Nope.
ILuvOrigamiYoda
You should try it it’s fun and SUPER STOOKY and addicting.
SUPERSTOOKYSWAGMAN
I do not really see the reason people like it.
GreedoGami
it is creepy
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Ok. Cuz if y’all did I’d friend you.
origamibulbasaur
can we get a private messaging system so we can talk without annoying side-comments and without certain sith?
origamibulbasaur
can we get some kind of private messaging system? it would help because then we could talk without annoying side-comments!
origamibulbasaur
not sure why it posted twice!
TomAngleberger
I’m afraid I can’t offer something like that here….
sfecho
Why?
Jedi_Bob
What are you SuperFolders being for Halloween?
origamibulbasaur
SLENDER MAN!
ILuvOrigamiYoda
I can’t go out on Halloween cuz my mom said its “evil” and has a lot to do with the “devil” and all that other nostrul stuff. Uggghhhhh! She’s like a fun vacuum! She sucks the fun out of everything! I was really looking forward to being a jedi! 🙁
Jedi_Bob
Aw! But to my understanding, “Halloween” is short for “Hallow’s eve”. Hallow’s eve is the day before All Saints’ Day (My birthday!) in which the Catholic church studies their saints! It has nothing to do with the devil! (Tell your mom!) 😀
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Thnx bob. But that probably won’t change her mind.
LegoGabe
Origami Jek-14!
GreedoGami
Thinknoodles from youtube
crazySarah
People think it is ‘evil’ because it has to do with the Celtic pagan holiday Sawhain, but not really anymore. Sawhain was the day ghosts came out. I’m being a cyberman from Doctor Who
Jedi_Bob
Nice choice, crazySarah!
Jedi_Bob
And everybody else!! Are there Instrux for Jek-14 yet?
Origami_Jedi_Master
Im going to be Darth Vader! Because a long long time ago… (About 4 or 5 years ago.) I was Anakin.
Sf_Spy_Rise
Just a cybernetic samurai.
yodafan
Jabba the Hutt!
espicer
Steve from minecraft
RexMaximus
Q: What does Uncle Owen tell Luke Skywalker when he eats with his hands?
A: Use the fork, Luke!
Origamiyodafan
Nice joke:)
SuperFolder_Zod
I was going to use that for my YouTube series! Only Vader says it!
That’s right, in my series, Luke and Leia live with Vader! That joke is an old classic. I love it. 🙂
Yodamaster
Yeah, Tom, there’s a BUNCH of people trying to purposely OUT-do other people. https://origamiyoda.com/submission/best-boba-fett-ever/ . Sf firk had done this. I’m not doing this to tattle, more as to stop others from making each other feel bad.
Yodamaster
I meant firk had done it as well by the way. the post itself, I forgot who did that, but it was intended to beat origamimaster.
Yodamaster
Contest or not, it didn’t seem right to be saying “in your face”. That hasn’t been condonable before.
TomAngleberger
Thanks, YM, I’ll look into it…
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Automatic doors make me feel like like a Jedi.
Jedi_Bob
LOL same here.
origamibulbasaur
totally
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Yeah. When I walk into Walmart I try to look as jedish as possible!
Tyler
One time, my friend’s sister’s teacher ran into sliding door the wrong way and had to get stitches!! No joke!!!
Origami_Jedi_Master
Lol
SuperFolder_Zod
Gross.
Ghostbuster
they don’t make me feel like a jedi. They make me think of star trek.
odeyoda
HI
odeyoda
hi
odeyoda
SF_Gavin please lets chat again!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂
SF_Gavin
Titled: Vader Ruins the Joke
Ben: Knock Knock?
Vader: Come in
Lucas: Cut! No Vader you just say “Who’s there”
Ben: Knock Knock?
Vader: Come in. Who’s there?
Lucas: Cut! No No No Just say “Who’s there”
Ben: Knock Knock…
Vader: Who’s there?
Ben: … Well now whats MY line?
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Lol
RexMaximus
Nice!
Jedi_Bob
Holy cow! Nice one!! 😀
SuperFolder_Zod
Great!
Origamiyodafan
Hahaha!:)
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Well, actually, it’s J.J Abrams who says cut. Cuz he’s directing the next Star Wars films.
PauseenP
????lol
GreedoGami
<(-_-)>
SF_Gavin
It was more of a reference to episode 4 not episode 7
ILuvOrigamiYoda
I know but still.
Tyler
Here are a few!
What do you call a Jedi using meat as a weapon?
Obi-Wan Baloney!
What website did Chewbacca create to tell Empire secrets?
Wookieeleaks!
Where do Gungans store their things?
Jar Jars!
How many Stormtroopers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two! One to change it, then another to shoot the first and take all the credit!
What’s the name of the worst restaurant on Coruscant?
The ACKbar!
What do Jedi use to view images?
ADOBE Wan Kenobi!
Thank You All!
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_/|-|\_ May The Folds Be With You!
SuperFolder_Zod
Cool!
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Lol! LUV the storm trooper one!
PURPLE!
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Anyone wanna chat? I’m bored.
SuperFolder_Zod
I’m here!
wookiewolf
hi
SuperFolder_Zod
Well, fellow chatters, I need ideas on origami characters to fold. Help!
ILuvOrigamiYoda
I’m listening to music and on here. Also gonna watch some tv. What are you guys up to?
ILuvOrigamiYoda
I hate homework. Then again, who doesn’t.
Superfolder_Spence
Stuff…. Mostly thinking about donuts.
SFDarkPalkia
I’m watching the Blackhawks hockey game… and thinking about donuts also.
Jedi_Bob
Folding origami. 😀
Jedi_Bob
Cool. Sounds good. 😛
SuperFolder_Zod
I’m eating Twinkies. 🙂
Jedi_Bob
Now I’m eating my homework.
Jedi_Bob
Don’t do that, Bob!!
Jedi_Bob
Okay, Dad. >:(
Jedi_Bob
Good dog.
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Again Jedi bob, I never get tired of your jokes!
Jedi_Bob
🙂
Magicman
should i post my emperor yodatin?
p.s. yes it is a mix of yoda and papertin.
SuperFolder_Zod
You should post any origami that is stooky!
So, yes!
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Yes you should!
The_foldy_bro
Why did boba fett cross the road?
Why?
Cause he was trying to kill someone on the other
superfoldermalak
tom, what’s your favorite creature from star wars?
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Mines either an ewok or wookie.
SuperFolder_Zod
Tauntaun
SFDarkPalkia
Reek.
SFposiedon
bantha,ewok or jawa
TomAngleberger
Rancor
Tyler
Acklay! The big spider-ish beast from Episode II!
SuperFolder_Zod
2nd choice: lava flea
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Tyler, acklays look more like praying mantises. ( not to be rude or anything ).
Origami_Warrior87
Acklay
wookiewolf
ewok
Makeycrew
knock knock, who is there, Darth maul, Darth maul who, you wanna maul someone? no!
TomAngleberger
Hey SFs!
Thanks for all the great jokes! It’s a tad crazy here at the moment so please give me a bit more time to go through and answer any questions you’ve asked…
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Ok.
Stooky_Jawa
Heres a tom swiftie P.S its not StarWars “Who turned out the lights?”Tom said delighted I saw this in a magazine.
Jedi_Bob
In the Boy Scouts magazine?
Jedi_Bob
There once was a hunter named Jango
Who was caught in a Jedi Knight tango
He fled to Slave 1 and said to his son
“I’ll be glad to see all this rain go!”
ILuvOrigamiYoda
What if . . .
The Jedi found out Anakin was married before Ep 3???????
This is how it would go:
Obi wan: Anakin this guy kissing Padme looks just like you. YOU GOT MARRIED???????????????!!!!!!!!!
Anakin: uh . . . Nope! That’s not me.
C-3po: That’s Anakin alright! I took the photo.
Anakin: uhh . . . That was taken out of context.
Luke
Why did R2 cross the road? To annoy C-3P0 on the other side!
Sf_Spy_Rise
Here’s one:
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
R2 deet.
R2 deet who?
No, it’s C3PO! (another to say out loud)
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Lol!
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Okay guys, what I’m about to say is EXTREMLY random and weird. But I’ve been DYING to tell you guys this. Here it is:
I’m a girl Star Wars fan.
superfolderbane
Ok
SuperFolder_Zod
Haven’t you told us that many times?
Grease_the_Slick
Hold Old are you? (Many people can possibly hear this in different tones) Cuz I’m, like in Middle school. (12)
ILuvOrigamiYoda
I thought you guys would be weirded out.
ILuvOrigamiYoda
I’ll be 12 in December.
Jedi_Bob
It’s cool. 😛
tedjedhazy
thats cool
Hewhowalkstheskys
It’s okay. I”m a girl. I like Minecraft, and Super Mario, and Star Wars, Star Trek, HP, LotR, Indiana Jones (im going to be him for Halloween!) and a bunch of other stuff.
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Cool
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Used to be? I STILL AM!!!!!!!!!! I can’t get it off my mind!
Jedi_Bob
I’m obsessed with Star Wars and Origami. I’m trying to figure out how to fold the cover Jabba the Puppett. And again, it’s cool that you’re a girl Star Wars fan. 🙂
SuperFolder_Zod
Cover Jabba is the same as the one in the instrux, only with an extra set of pleats for the eyes, and the arms are glued on, with cut fingers.
Jedi_Bob
Yeah.
Jedi_Bob
Figured that out just now. 😛
SFposiedon
iii kneeeeww iiit
ILuvOrigamiYoda
I used to get picked on cuz I loved it. But to be honest, I never really cared.
Origami_Warrior87
I’m a boy who looks like a girl and will be 12 in November.
SFposiedon
i was gonna ask you but i thought it sounded wrong
lexistarwars
Darn! I can’t think of one!!!
Jedi_Bob
Look one up online. 😀
SFDarkPalkia
Same here.
masternofvader
ha hilarious
Jedi_Matt_Kenobi27
Q: How do Jango and Boba send packages?
A: Fett-Ex!
Jedi_Matt_Kenobi27
Q: Since its so hot on Tatooine, what did Anakin drink when he was working on his Podracer?
A: Watto Bottles!
Jedi_Bob
He drinks plastic??? Just kidding. Nice one. 🙂
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Do any of you guys play movie star planet?
masternofvader
me
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Anyone want to chat ?
Jedi_Bob
Hello 🙂
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Sup?
SuperFolder_Zod
Hello!
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Hi! Do any of you play movie star planet????
Jedi_Bob
I LIKE TACOS WITH GUMMYBEARS ON ‘EM! JUST KIDDING THAT WOULD MAKE ME BARF!
SuperFolder_Zod
Tacos with gummy bears?
Yum!
SuperFolder_Zod
Seriously though, I would eat that. 😀
Jedi_Bob
Holy cow… 😛
Jedi_Bob
I need a haircut, no joke. My school says that if boys’ hair is below the eyebrows, they’ll make you get a haircut then and there!! I’m gonna keep it long so I can look like Luke Skywalker for Halloween.
Jedi_Bob
What are you SuperFolders being for Halloween?
odeyoda
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
espicer
I’m clean out of jokes. Its not easy thinking of jokes about starwars unless you’re one of those cheaters that get one’s off the internet.
Jedi_Matt_Kenobi27
They might not be cheaters, they might just want to contribute to the happiness and laughter! Happiness to the Light side, only leads, hmm?
Jedi_Bob
Nailed it, Jedi_Matt_Kenobi27!!
SuperFolder_Zod
I like nuts
espicer
Ummmmmmm… ok?
espicer
R u Dwight’s squirrel friends?
Superfolder_Spence
Probably…
Jedi_Bob
Hi, Bob.
Jedi_Bob
Why, hello, Bob! It is such a pleasure to see you again!
Jedi_Bob
Jolly good show!! Hahahhahahaha!
Jedi_Bob
Oh hee hee hahahaha! Jolly good show!!
tedjedhazy
squirrels and bobs, IS THE WORLD GOING TO MADNESS!!! TOO MANY DWIGHTS (thats ok, it means there aren’t alot of Harvey’s)
SuperFolder_Zod
I like nuts
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Oh no! Jedi bob is talking to himself again!!!!!! Lol! Jk.
Jedi_Bob
Heh heh. I just lak to make people laugh.
Jedi_Bob
Like*
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Hi Tom. I want to post intrux for my origami but can I submit videos intrux? It’s just easier for me to teach that way. Plz respond.
SuperFolder_Zod
I think you have to post a link, and Sam puts the video up.
espicer
That would be SO STOOKY!
SuperFolder_Zod
There are some links already on the site; I think odeyoda once posted one.
ILuvOrigamiYoda
What do you mean by a link?
SuperFolder_Zod
Just type in the URL, and I think Sam takes care of the rest.
ILuvOrigamiYoda
I don’t really know what URL means. Wow! That made me sound dumb!
SuperFolder_Zod
Website. Like this:
www.origamiyoda.com
ILuvOrigamiYoda
I don’t have a website. In so confused! <[%]>
TomAngleberger
1. Post video to Youtube
2. Make a submission, using a photo of the finished piece.
3. In the submission, include the URL (or http://youtube.com/whatever….)
SuperFolder_Zod
Exactly. 🙂
ILuvOrigamiYoda
I don’t have a YouTube account but my mom said if my additude changes I might get one! 🙂
Jedi_Bob
I don’t see anything wrong with your attitude.
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Not my additude online. My additude towards her.
espicer
Qui-Gon to Anikan: Where does the podrace take place? Anikan: On Tatooine of course! Qui-Gon: Yes, I know that but what part of it? Anikan: All of it!
espicer
At the jedi temple, yaddle is testing the IQ of a jedi youngling. Yaddle: name one creature that lives on Hoth. Youngling: A wampa! Yaddle: Very good! Now name another one that lives on Hoth. Youngling:Another wampa!
Tyler
Trying…. To Hold… Laughter… In…. I give up. HAHAHA! That’s a great one!
lexistarwars
Funny
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Lol!
ILuvOrigamiYoda
That youngling is the biggest smart-alec in the galaxy.
wookiewolf
hahahahaha
espicer
This isn’t starwars but whatever: Chicken: Just once I’d like to cross the road without my motives being questioned!
SFDarkPalkia
Lol!
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Lol.
Darthgabe1
Tom Instrux for Darth Sidious you must post hmmmmm
Darthgabe1
STORM TROOPER- Dont you think we should fix that weak spot
DARTH SIDIOUS- No
LATER
(Deathstar) BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM
LegoGabe
Stormtrooper: And this time, instead of having built in lasers, we’re sending in our totally inexperienced pilots who haven’t flown since the Clone Wars.
Darthgabe1
HA HA HA
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Lol
EwokFett
Can’t decide between Wicket or Boba Fett
espicer
Boba all the way man. B)
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Wicket.
Jango_Fett
If you cant decide, be WICKET FETT
Tyler
Or maybe Bobicket!
espicer
On a totally different subject, what are your guy’s favorite starwars character of all time?
EwokFett
that’s mine for this^
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Ooooooo . . . I have to pick one? How can I?
espicer
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
And I can.
And I can who?
And I can Skywalker!
Grease_the_Slick
Um… I don’t get it. ?_?
espicer
Just say it out loud really fast and you might get it.
Grease_the_Slick
OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! LAAAAAWWWWLZ!
espicer
Told ya.:)
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Lol.
SFDarkPalkia
Great idea for a TTT (Talk To Tom), Zod!
Grease_the_Slick
I think there should be a “Praise Zod” Talk to Tom, then
SFDarkPalkia
I’m just saying it was a bolt idea.
Superfolder_Spence
I get credit too?????
Grease_the_Slick
How about this: The guys who came up with the idea make the Stookiest Origami Instrux. Count how many days until it goes up (Like, next monday 18 days later), and by the next Talk to Tom, we vote who came up with the Stookiest! And give a score from 1-10 of how their intrux were.
For the Guys that Conjure Ideas…
Are Friends Indeed
SuperFolder_Zod
Hi
Hewhowalkstheskys
Okay, I’ve got a couple:
Leia made a meatloaf, but Han didn’t like it.
Why?
Because it was Chewy!
Why do the Jedi always win?
They use Force!
Where do Sith get their clothes?
The Darth Mall!
What kind of puzzles does Darth Tyrannus like to do?
Su-Dooku!
May the Force be With You?
Yeah, DUH!
Grease_the_Slick
Hewhowalkstheskys… More like Hewhotellsawesomejokes!
Hewhowalkstheskys
Thanks stooky! BTW, my full username is actually HewhowalkstheskysshallblowuptheDeathStar.
ILuvOrigamiYoda
I can’t wait to get my braces so I can hurry up and GET IT OVER WITH!
EwokFett
I can’t wait to get mine off!!!
Grease_the_Slick
I still have 2 wait a year….
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Yeah can’t wait to get them so I can get then OFF! That’s what I meant.
ObiDrawn
heres a Tom Swiftie: Wheres my brother? Opress asked Savagely
SFDarkPalkia
I love tom swifties! Nice joke!
Grease_the_Slick
What do you call a Star Wars Monster from Mexico?
A: A Chewie-Cabra!
SuperFolder_Zod
HAHAHAHAHA
Grease_the_Slick
But I thought Chupacabras are a legend from Mexico…
SuperFolder_Zod
Indeed
UserSFGrant
LOL 😀
SuperStooky81
I need Yoda’s advice!!!!!!!!! Okay, here it is: I’d say I’m good at origami. But I always hear stories about people folding stooky origami that takes forever and I get it on the first or second try!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Am I bad? Am I not working hard enough? Help me yoda!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SuperFolder_Zod
I might not be Yoda, but I’ve been folding for 7 years and might be able to offer some advice.
Question 1: How many origami designs have you invented?
Question 2: What kind of origami do you like to fold most(ie. complex Japanese designs, geometric origami, finger puppets)?
Question 3: Do you like folding from:
~Instructions( diagrams and stuff)
~Random folds( folding until you have something recognizable)
~Ideas( thinking of an idea, like General G, and folding it)
Answer these questions, and I might be able to help you realize your folding style.
EwokFett
not for me but 1: if I can remember 5-7 2:1 and 3 3:Random folds
AustinC
7 YEARS?
SuperFolder_Zod
Yep. Ever since I was 6 and got a Klutz origami book.
SFDarkPalkia
What do you call the Emperor, Darth Maul, Dooku, and Vader on top of a lightsaber? A Sith-kebab!