You asked for it…. at least one person did….
This week’s Talk to Tom is your chance to drop your best Star Wars joke!* As always you can also ask me whatever questions you’ve got for me, too.
Here’s my joke, you’ll need to do it out loud to get the full effect:
Knock Knock
— Who’s There?
Al and Tim
—- Al and Tim who?
Al and Tim ago in a galaxy far, far away….
*Obviously, any joke that isn’t good, clean fun is going to get deleted… and the SF who posts it may get suspended… so use common sense, please.
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Good morning guys! Sorry that was lame! But I just woke up so I thought I’d say it! Hey what time is it where you guys are? It’s 10:44 where I live.
Tyler
What time zone are you in?
espicer
It’s 1:30 pm for me
ILuvOrigamiYoda
I’m in the central time zone. I live in Texas.
darkheart17
11:00
Tyler
I’m mountain time! Go Colorado! So, in always one hour behind ILuvOrigamiYoda!
SuperFolder_Zod
Eastern Time! 🙂
yodafan
Me too, Zod!
Origami_Warrior87
Central
Origami_Warrior87
I live in Minnesota
Kitfolder
i live in south carolina its 12:05 here
SFposiedon
tyler, i live in colorado too!
SFJackF
Hawaii
darkheart17
Today I’ve created the origami Galactic Republic. Join now by posting the name of your character on this comment, and earn early access to the senate, the commanders in the OGR. Btw, I’m wolffe.
Kitfolder
I call dibs on Kit Foldo
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Dibs on Aayla Secura!
odeyoda
Tom, to become a really good folder, this is what worked for me:
1. Get big paper
2. Use wet folding technique
3. Get ONE andvenced origami book
4. Fold one hard origami over and over again until you get it( This will give you technique)
5. Try figuring out folds; sometimes I see some folds and its hard to figure them out so I just look at mountain and vally folds and stuff
6. When you get it move on to the next one
7. For me after 1.5 years I can make almost any origami with my first try
SuperFolder_Zod
The only place I can find big paper is online. 🙁
And big paper is what I need most!
Superman
U know why anakin skywalker changed to vader? Because he was tired of walking in the sky! I know this was horrible but hey I’m fine with it
Superman
My joke wus turrible
darkheart17
It was Stooky
ILuvOrigamiYoda
That joke was cool superman dont put yourself down that way!
ILuvOrigamiYoda
I posted an Origami Mace with Instrux! Should be on in 18 days!
Superman
So did I exept mines on
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Mines like 6 easy steps. I got bored so I just randomly started folding paper and it looked like Mace!
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Anyone on? I’m in a chatty mood.
Jedi_Bob
Hello. 🙂
darkheart17
Hola, me llamo darkheart17, y me soy loco.
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Hi. What’s up guys?
darkheart17
Hi
Kitfolder
SAVE ME SQUIRRELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SFRobby
There should be a new SFRSDP (super folder random stuff discussion page) then we could be random! I like cheese!
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Good idea.
Kitfolder
are you there jar jar?!
Jar_Jar_Binks
Meesa is heresa!!
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Hello. What’s up?
Jedi_Bob
Hi, ILuvOrigamiYoda! 🙂
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Hi what’s up?
Jedi_Bob
Please respond to the TV show thing.
ILuvOrigamiYoda
I did!
SuperStooky81
Hey Bob, you’re not gonna start talking to yourself again, are you?
Jedi_Bob
Let’s comment 1000 times!!
NinJedi
okay, here’s comment #984
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Jedi_Bob, about my 2nd fave book series, HOW DID YOU KNOW??????!!!!!! Do you know me in real life?
Jedi_Bob
Telepathic?? MAYBE I HAVE THE FORCE! O-O
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Okay, then what’s my fave TV show. If you get this one correct I will be COMPLETLY FREAKED OUT!
Jedi_Bob
Good Luck Charlie, Jessie or Adventure Time! (
Jedi_Bob
I just guessed girls’ favorites and then my favorite. (Adventure Time!)
SuperFolder_Zod
Adventure Time is my fav too!
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Those are some of my faves! My real fave is Lab Rats on Disney XD. But you did list some of my faves so whoa!!!!!! Okay, I’m officially creeped out!
espicer
Adventure time is also my favorite! 😀
Jedi_Bob
😉
Jedi_Bob
I have mastered the Force…
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Yes you have!
Vader
Your master taught you well, but you are definetly a Jedi yet!
SFposiedon
lab rats is my favorite too
Sabermoose
Hey guys me back
Darthgabe1
HI TOM AND MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU
TomAngleberger
And with you, DarthGabe1!
Darthgabe1
And it is <(:..:)>
Kitfolder
HI TOM!!!!!! im a huge fan! i love your boooks
Jedi_Bob
Holy plastic Dinosaurs. Thank God it’s Friday. Gym. Is. Torture.
Jedi_Bob
I mean, I’m super athletic, but when kids goof off during Pledge of Allegiance, (First period, the same period as gym.) the coaches make us do reminders (A.K.A. “Jump Squats”.) for the rest of the period. (An hour and a half.)
Jedi_Bob
I’ve already made it alive a quarter of the 6th grade.. let’s see if i can hold up just a few quarters more. o-o
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Actually, it’s TTJIF= Thank The Jedi It’s Friday.
Jedi_Bob
LOL 🙂
espicer
My gym class is only a half an hour and we listen to oh canada because I live in nova scotia.
Jedi_Bob
LOL. You’re lucky. Once again, A half hour… that’s, like, 90 minutes! (OF JUMP SQUATS!!)
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Gym for me sucks! They make us do these TOTALLY IMPOSSIBLE EXERCISES! Then they make us jog to TOTALLY NOSTRUL music from like, 30 or 40 years ago! But what’s unfair is when the boys are jogging they stop the timer before it goes off! But we girls have to run until the timer goes off! And after the girls are done jogging, I feel like the Darth Vader used his lightsaber to put a cut in my ankle and Palpatine is electricuting where the cut is!
TomAngleberger
C3P0 says: Thank the Maker Its Friday!
Jedi_Bob
I’m a runner, but I know how you feel, ILuvOrigamiYoda.
yodafan
Funny one Tom!
SuperStooky81
Yah. I hate gym too! I call our gym teacher(mr.perkins) Drill Sergent Perkins or Mr. Jerkins cuz we hate him!!!!! He walks around during lunch and at the end of lunch we line up, and he’ll pick somebody and make em walk up to the table and back and say”That is a walk.Anywhere in America that is a walk.”
Jedi_Bob
What are you being for this jolly Hallow’s Eve?
Jedi_Bob
Oh, I’m being the famous jedi, Luke Skywalker!! How about you?
Jedi_Bob
Oh my. I’m afraid to say, but I’m being him as well.
Jedi_Bob
Oh, jolly good show!! Heehahahahheoohehooo!
Jedi_Bob
Oh, I didn’t expect you to say that!!! Jolly good show!! Heehahahahahahehehahahah!!!!
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Lol!
Kitfolder
Im being commmander Gree
Bob
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Darth vader.
Darth vader who?
Let me in or suffer the power of the dark side.
It’s pretty dark in here, wanna come in?
You’re crazy.
I am?
Yes.
Uh…
LET ME IN!!!
Okay.( opens door.)
Wow, it IS dark in here.
Yes, yes it is.
It IS dark in here.
Yep.
It IS dark in here.
Uh-huh.
It IS dark in here.
Um, is something wrong?
It IS dark in here.
Yep. Something IS wrong.
It IS dark in here.
Nice costume, by the way.
It IS dark in here.
(Shakes hand, glove falls off, revealing robot hand)
It IS dark in here.
You’re a ROBOT!!!!
It IS dark in here.
AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!
It IS dark in here.
You’re malfunctioning.
It IS dark in here.
Uh…
It IS dark in here.
AAAAAHHHHH!!!!
It IS dark in here.
…
It IS dark in here.
…
It IS dark in here.
…
It IS dark in here.
wookiewolf
that is hilarious
ILuvOrigamiYoda
HAHAHAHA!!!!!
Purple
Vader
Plastic Dinosuars!
Kitfolder
stooky!
Kitfolder
what star wars charactor uses meat as a weapon? obi wan balony!
yodafan
Good one Kitfolder!
wookiewolf
nice one kitfolder
Bob
Hey, I’ve got a sense of humor, too!
Kitfolder
can I here a joke?
Bob
Maybe. I’m funny that way.
Jedi_Bob
.
ILuvOrigamiYoda
????????????? Purple. ????????????????
SF_Ori
annyone on and want to chat
Jedi_Bob
Hi.
SF_Ori
hi bob
Jedi_Bob
How are you this fine day?
SF_Ori
i am wonderful how about you?
SuperFolder_Zod
How about me?
sfecho
greetings, peoples.
Jedi_Bob
I’m good.
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Yo! Da! ( Yoda )
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer: to get killed, fried, and served a KFC!
I know it’s not Star Wars and its COMPLETLY NOSTRULLLLLL!!!!
SF_Ori
Wait heres the next part:
Waiter: We respect chickens this stuff is artificial
Fried chicken: lies
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Lol! And I thought my joke was nostrul!
espicer
Out of all your origami yoda books, which one is your favorite tom?
TomAngleberger
Hard to say…. To me it’s all one big story!
I might pick the Cheeto Hog as my all time favorite chapter, though.,…
espicer
That’s a good one. 🙂
Darth_Starkiller
Right know I have figured out a way to fold origami emporer palpatine but I don’t know how I did it.
odeyoda
Tom, do you have any dvenced origami books? I have folding universe, advanced origami, origami zoo, math in origami, genuine Japanese origami. I like making origami in them.There is this one origami in folding universe which is SOOO hard I cant make it. I can make all the others.
TomAngleberger
I’ve had some advanced books in the past, but the truth is, I’m not that good at the really technical folds.
But I WISH I was, so I’m really impressed that you are making the advanced stuff!
SuperFolder_Zod
I really want to buy Genuine Origami. It’s a book full of super advanced mathematical origami. And I have Origami Zoo.
Tyler
Want a REAL challenge? Buy “Origami Insects And Their Kin” These designs are IMPOSSIBLE!!! The longest one is, like, 80 steps!!
SuperFolder_Zod
That doesn’t sound bad. I made an origami bat with 100 steps.
odeyoda
Some books that I have have over 150 steps! So 80 is not THAT much. Still there are some hard ones with 80. The nost challiging thing is that you have many layers of paper so you should use wet folding technique
NinJedi
here’s my joke: what do you call someone who fights paper towels? A: a Bounty hunter
Origami_Jedi_Master
Lol
NinJedi
thanks,O.J.M
Ghostbuster
uhhhhh……… you do know what a bounty is. Right. because I know and I’m confused(P.S. not being a Harvey)
Laith
Obi wan and anakin r escaping battle droids when anakin gets angry and destroys everything in sight and shuts down the power permanently for the ship.
Obi wan:Anakin use ur senses! Anakin: Im always using my senses!I can taste,smell,hear,see,and touch!
Ghostbuster
HILLARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SuperFolder_Zod
Ustedes quieren yo hablo en ingles?
espicer
Zod! I saw your snot trooper and it was freaking awesome. I dropped off a comment and everyone else should too because it deserves at lest 27.4
espicer
I mean the instrux.
Tyler
¡Si! Debes hablar en Inglès porque muchos no te pueden entender. Yo puedo hablar en español tambien, pero hay muchos superfolders quienes no Li hablan.
espicer
Uhhhhh… what?
Yodamaster
No hablo ingles. Mi gusta hablo espanol. Yo se usted sabe la cubrir estrella. ¿quién es el?
espicer
I don’t understand! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
SuperFolder_Zod
OK, back to English then.
SuperFolder_Zod
And thank you espicer!
espicer
No problem! 🙂
SFposiedon
es mas rapido para hablar es porque los gringos que solo habla ingles estan como. “duuh… why did the chicken cross the road?
Jedi_Bob
Don’t talk trash about English, please. 🙁
Jedi_Bob
And don’t call us GRINGOES!! DUDE, NOT COOL!
espicer
What the heck is a gringoe?
odeyoda
SF_Gavin lets chat:) 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂
LegoGabe
Here’s a Tom Swiftie: “Join the Dark Side,” Vader. Said forcefully.
Tyler
Tom, how did you photograph the Fortune Wookiee on the cover of FW book? I keep trying with mine, but i don’t want to tape the mount shut or have to hold it with my hand at an awkward angle. How did you do it?
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TomAngleberger
I don’t know…. the publisher had someone photograph it.
ILuvOrigamiYoda
I let my friend barrow Jabba the Puppet and today in 7th period I asked her if it was good so far. And this is what she said:
” I’m on page 18 and my teacher couldn’t pull me out of it! Literally! She tried!”
TomAngleberger
Stooky! Thanks for sharing the book!
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Hi Tom. Hey, what’s your fave Non-human Star Wars character? Mines Chewbacca.
TomAngleberger
Yoda!
StookyMaster
mine would probably be yoda…
Laith
Darth maul
SFRobby
Vader. OH LOOPHOLES!!!! VADER IS A CYBORG!!!
Nerdfighter7
Do you know about Homestuck?
TomAngleberger
No,,,,
wookiewolf
please make my obha come through I have been waiting 20 days
SuperFolder_Zod
Estoy de acuerdo.
Nerdfighter7
Have you read Homestuck?
wookiewolf
what the heck did zod say
Jedi_Bob
He said “I agree”. He was speaking Spanish.
TomAngleberger
I thought it had already come through! Let me get Sam to double check!
SuperFolder_Zod
Si
wookiewolf
it came in right after I sent this post thanx
wookiewolf
hey by the way could you make my council post come through to I sent it directly after I sent the obha post
wookiewolf
weird always right after I say that I want one of my posts to come through it comes lets test that can you make my jek-14 post come
Lakenbaca16
what is your next book going to be after Jabba the Puppett? please reply with comments!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SuperFolder_Zod
He’ll say on Oct. 17
TomAngleberger
Yes…. the answer is coming very very sooN!
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Can’t wait to find out. Hey! I just realized that he’s revealing it the day after I get my braces.
superfolder_is_coo
WHAT DO YOU CALL A DEER WITH NO EYES?
I HAVE NO EYE DEER!!!!!!!!
Lakenbaca16
that’s funny right there! I don’t care who u r!
Nerdfighter7
Nack nack nack (hahahahahahahahahahayahayahahahahahahah
sfecho
Tom, pppppppppppp0) lllllllllllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaa sssssssssssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew make private comments with passwords.
sfecho
For the ora and osge, I mean. It’ll be fun.
Lakenbaca16
sorry, but no.
TomAngleberger
I;m afraid that’s just going to cause a lot of problems….. Best to keep everything out in the open.
sfecho
ok. i can’t help but ask why, though. rumors?
odeyoda
Sf_Gavin plaes lets chat!!!:) 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂
sfecho
I swear, one of those faces are different.
Jedi_Bob
Same…
SuperFolder_Zod
Indeed
Lakenbaca16
who is the best superfolder?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
SuperFolder_Zod
Ummmm…
Superfolder_Spence
……..
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Yep
Jedi_Bob
Zod, I believe, is the best SuperFolder, for my clues have lead me to the conclusion that he has been folding for seven years. The first origami book he got was just a Klutz™ origami book. EXCEPT, YOU’RE ALL STOOKTASTIC SUPERFOLDERS!! Jolly good show!! Heehehhhahahahhheheooo
Jedi_Bob
I know everything about you, Zod. You too, ILuvOrigamiYoda…..
SuperFolder_Zod
Esta bien.
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Oh really bob? Then what’s my 2nd fave book saga?
SFRobby
There is no best superfolder. If there was, it would be JC or Yodamaster. JC made OYTS. YM made a book with his cousin. Bobafett1212.
Jedi_Bob
Harry Potter?? o-o
SuperFolder_Zod
Hey Bob, what camera do I use to take my origami pics?
sfecho
i vote wookiewolf. he’s just cool, and one of the first superfolders i talked to.
Jedi_Bob
Nikon??
SuperFolder_Zod
Nope. Hee hee! I even mentioned it on the site! Keep trying.
SFRobby
STOP THIS MADNESS AT ONCE. YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE EVERYONE SAD. ALL SFS ARE EQUAL.
sfecho
I agree. I can hardly imagine that this started as a request for gavin to talk to odeuoda
Jango_Fett
True that, SFRobby
espicer
Who’s your guy’s favorite Sith? Mines vader.
sfecho
Hmmmmmm. Don’t know. They’re all cool.
Lakenbaca16
definitely general grevious!
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Darth revan. No offense, but revan could kill Vader 5 secs into the fight. Everyone says vader’s the dark lord of the sith. But if you play enough of The Old Republic you’ll realize that REVAN is the TRUE dark lord of the sith.
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Purple.
Tyler
Ventress! She’s pure evil and very cunning!
Francisyodaguy
General Grevious
Laith
All hail lord Revan
wookiewolf
REVAN!!
ultramaul
Maul.
Darthgabe1
TOM HI
Lakenbaca16
HI!!!!!!!
TomAngleberger
Hey, DarthGabe1! It was great to meet you!
Darthgabe1
You to. YOUR AWESOME TOM
Origami_Jedi_Master
Im not on the site as much 🙁
(This is no joke! ITS SERIOUS!!!!!)
Lakenbaca16
why?
Jedi_Bob
Hi, Bob!! 🙂
Jedi_Bob
Oh, hi! How are you this fine day?
Jedi_Bob
I’m great! I made honor roll for school today!! (Even though I ate my homework.)
Jedi_Bob
How did your homework taste?
Jedi_Bob
It tasted like electric celery… :l
Jedi_Bob
Did you make any new friends?
Jedi_Bob
Who needs friends?? I’ve already got myself.
Jedi_Bob
How rude!!
Jedi_Bob
Sorry. 🙁
Jedi_Bob
Oh it’s fine.
Jedi_Bob
It’s fine.
Jedi_Bob
Oh, jolly good show!!! Heeheheeahahahahoo!
Jedi_Bob
Oh, yes! Jolly good show!! Heeheehaahaahoohoohoo!!
Origami_Jedi_Master
Lol
sfecho
Not creepy at all.
espicer
Hey bob, with all your amusing weirdness and british accent, could you really be Sherlock Dwight in disguise?
pasandu
I think I get it, read it down, then up!
Lakenbaca16
wow, u guys chat a lot!
SuperFolder_Zod
Well, why not?
Superfolder_Spence
After all we are Superfolders
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Bob, ur so funny!
Jedi_Bob
On the contrary, my good sir. I believe that’s MY name.
espicer
So you ARE Sherlock Dwight! I knew it! Woop woop! 😀
Tyler
Hey sf’s!! Incredible news! There are now 124 pages of stooky origami! Incredible! Coincidentally, my Bossk is on page 100…
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Purple
ILuvOrigamiYoda
My new joke isn’t Star Wars or whatever. Here it is:
I wonder if mermaids say,”Humans aren’t real.”
( i know! COMPLETLY NOSTRRRRUUUULLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!! )
Grease_the_Slick
Lolz
SuperFolder_Zod
You do know mermaids are real, right?
Although I don’t think they should be called mermaids; they’re too scary.
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Yeah, I believe in mermaids, unicorns, Jedi, wizards, etc. IM NEVER IN THE REAL WORLD!
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Purple
StookyMaster
i believe in aliens!!! theres no proof that they dont exist. The universe is so massively big that its unlikely that we are the only living thing in the universe? right?
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Yep! I believe in everything that goes in in Star Wars. I mean, there’s no proof none of that ACTUALLY happened. I believe in the force.
StookyMaster
yep! the Force DEFINETLY exists!
Grease_the_Slick
Guys.. this may not have anything to do with jokes… but today I got teased cuz I was Filipino and a Nerd…
I’m a Sad Monkey 🙁
Tyler
That’s terrible! I’m half Asian, but I’ve never had problems with jokes about that. The only way to handle it is to be proud of who you are, even if the means you are a nerd! I’m kinda one too!
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Jedi_Bob
I’m sad because my friend’s bracelet was stolen at school and now he’s blaming it on me. 🙁
Jedi_Bob
He’s really emotional.
TomAngleberger
That’s awful! Even Harvey would never do anything that dumb!
You should be proud to be both of those!
Grease_the_Slick
I’m feeling a little better know… Thanx, everyone
Happy Monkey! 🙂
sfecho
I is half japanese. I nerd too.
tedjedhazy
holy cow what a harvey-nosssssstrul thing to do!!!! #send thesquirrels
ILuvOrigamiYoda
May the folds be with you Bob.
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Purple
SuperFolder_Zod
Purpura
sfecho
nerds taste good.
Jedi_Bob
SFECHO! Dude, not cool. :l
SuperFolder_Zod
He meant the candy.
odeyoda
I promised
Why should you never tell funny jockes on the millennium falcon?
The ship might crack up
2.Why does princess lei wear buns on her head?
3. in case she gets hungry in a senate meeting
4.How does queen Amidala congratulate herselve?
With a padme on her back
6.What happenes when a X wing crashes into the dagobeh swamp water?
It gets wet
7.Whydoctors make the best jed I?
Because they have patience
8.Wich star wars character works at a restaurant?
Darth Waiter
8 more coming soon
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Purple
darkheart17
Lol
SFRobby
Why does everyone stereotype about the buns? She only wore them in epIV
SuperFolder_Zod
But it IS funny. 😀
espicer
Is anyone on?
Tyler
Yep!
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Meeeeeeeeee!!!! I’m on! What’s up? Oh wait, no! Don’t tell me, I know this one . . . THE SKY IS UP LOL!
StookyMaster
yep!
Jedi_Bob
Gas prices are higher than the sky if you live in America, like me!!
SuperFolder_Zod
Indeed
GreedoGami
What is Vader’s fav snack ?
TATERS!!!!!!!!
SF_Ori
anyone want to chat?
SF_Ori
Where does vader buy his clothes?
At Darth Mall!
sorry its cheesy im new and suck at origami
Grease_the_Slick
SUCK?
nostrul is better
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Welcome to the site SF_Ori!
SF_Ori
Thank you iluvorigamiyoda!
espicer
Hey tom, do you know how many books there are going to be in total?
crazySarah
nope, not yet.
TomAngleberger
Actually, I do know (mostly) I’m just not allowed to tell yet.