You asked for it…. at least one person did….
This week’s Talk to Tom is your chance to drop your best Star Wars joke!* As always you can also ask me whatever questions you’ve got for me, too.
Here’s my joke, you’ll need to do it out loud to get the full effect:
Knock Knock
— Who’s There?
Al and Tim
—- Al and Tim who?
Al and Tim ago in a galaxy far, far away….
*Obviously, any joke that isn’t good, clean fun is going to get deleted… and the SF who posts it may get suspended… so use common sense, please.
LukeandR2
How many jedis does it taketo screw in a lightbulb?
A lot! They prefer it on the light side
OrigamiCaptainRex
heh heh
LukeandR2
Also, this is not starwars… But I’ll tell you anyways…
Q: what do cars say when he bangs into another car when he’s playing bingo?
A: Bango!
Unknown236
This one is not Star Wars but…what do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fshhhh!
LukeandR2
Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Good Unknown236! Want to chat with me?
Emperor_Gonk_Droid
I know what that’s from! Go MAD! And, Alfred E. Neuman
Red5
Q:Why does no one like Jabba’s pet?
A:Because he’s so rancorous!
Padme
Q: How many ackbars does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: It’s a trap!
EwokLyfe
What is a jedi’s favorite car?
Answer: A To-Yoda
Princess_Origami
That’s actually funny! We used to have a Toyota and my brother thought it was a Toy Yoda!
LukeandR2
We have a toyota car!!!!!!!
OrigamiCaptainRex
Hah hah that is hilarious
OrigamiMe
Have you heard the story about the contest one store owner did? He said the prize was a Toyota, then gave the winner a toy Yoda!
SFJackF
a jedi drives a car is it what toyoda
——-
superfolderman1234
Why did the chicken cross the road is one of the world’s mysterys,comedians do not know why. HHHmmm……
SFIsaac
What do you get when you cross Chewbacca and a roadblock?A:Roadblocka!????
TheUnknownFolder
I switched up the words from “What does the fox say?”
WHAT DOES THE TAUN-TAUN SAY?
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Lol! Ooo! I got one! What does Han Solo say?
Answer: And I thought they smelt bad, on the outside!!!!!
Ghostbuster
how many jedi does it take to change a lightbulb and it’s diaper? 2, one to replace the bulb, and another to stand the smell.
LuckyLeo
obi-wan: why is qui-gon so sharp? jar jar binks: because he’s qui-gon pinn!
darth__paper
knock knock
hippy_happy_hoppy
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Sf_Spy_Rise
What do you get when you cross a Mandalorian and a snake?
A Boba constrictor!
Easton
what did the jawa say to the tusken raider (scroll to see)
awnser: nothing neither of them can talk!
Darthyoda1717
Or Utinni and Grunt
Unknown236
What do you call a pit droid that is smart? A brain droid! Bad joke,o.k
Claire
Here is my joke: What did the C-3po cook say while making garlic balls? “Man
there just globs of grease!
Bruce110
what is the temperature inside a taun-taun? Luke-warm! ha ha!
Princess_Origami
Now THAT is so hilarious! How do you come up with that?
Yodamaster
What did Jar Jar do that was so wierd? He spent all day saying am not to R2.
It’s probebly the worst joke I’ve made ever.
XxBossManxX
What the fox say
swag_at_origami
ning ning ning nign
JedisBamandJam
Stooky
darth__paper
?
CoolBros
Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding
Princess_Origami
Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow!
Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow!
Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow!
Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!
Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!
Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!
A-hee-ahee ha-hee!
A-hee-ahee ha-hee!
A-hee-ahee ha-hee!
A-oo-oo-oo-ooo!
A-oo-oo-oo-ooo!
????????????
LukeandR2
You memorized all of it?????!!!!!!
XxBossManxX
I have a question…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..
xcalibur
Q:What is the last thing to go through Boba Fett’s mind as he falls into the sarlacc pit?
A:Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!
Princess_Origami
Okay… I actually find that funny
CreaseDooku
What is a jedi’s favorite car? A to yoda!
Ghostbuster
nice man.
SuperFolder_Zod
And the Talk to Tom post that was my idea is left at…
1,129 COMMENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOW! That is the second highest number of comments on any Talk to Tom ever!
And to celebrate… I have a joke.
Darth Vader and Luke are battling on Cloud City. After cutting off Luke’s hand, Vader says,
“Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.”
Luke: “He told me enough! He told me you killed him!”
Vader: “No. I am your- Luke,your fly is open!”
Luke: “Whoops, better get that.”
With his remaining hand, Luke tries to zip his pants, but falls because he is not holding on to the railing.
Vader: Noooooooooooooooooo!
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Lol!
wookiewolf
hilarious!!
XxBossManxX
LOL
lh_thefolder
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha aha aha aha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!
yodafan
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !!!
Ghostbuster
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂
LukeandR2
Now, THAT was hilarious!! How’d you get that?
OrigamiMe
Veggietales Star Wars: Vader: “Luke, did I cut off your hand?” Luke: “I don’t have any hands!” 🙂
moso
He’s totally right!
SuperFolder_Zod
Hey everyone! After I folded Jabba, I decided “Hey, why not fold Salacious Crumb?”
So I used the Crumb head instrux in How to Fold. Then I took another piece of paper, and after messing with that for a while, I created a body, too.
I just need to make a tail now… 🙂
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Cool
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Hi guys. Look, I’m sorry that sometimes i act like a Harvey. I just like proving my point and sometimes it gets a little out of hand. I’m sorry. I will try to fix it. May the folds ( and the force ) be with you guys!
SuperFolder_Zod
OK
ILuvOrigamiYoda
My head hurts. Ow!
Jar_Jar_Binks
Aresa you okaysa?? (Bysa the way, this is Jedi_Bob’s second accountsa!!)
Jedi_Bob
LOL. ( He’s right.) What happened?
ILuvOrigamiYoda
I just got a headache that’s all. It’s better now.
SuperFolder_Zod
Are you OK?
SuperFolder_Zod
Never mind
LukeandR2
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Jedi_Bob
1,100th comment!! Yay!!!
Calamari
Q. How many jawas does it take to screw in a lightbulb
A. Depends on how big the ceiling is
SFSam
lol thats really funny
ObiDrawn
probably 30 just to carry the ladder!
theMasterFolder
Q. How many Sith lords does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. None. They prefer it a little on the dark side.
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Lol.
SFSam
LOL
ILuvOrigamiYoda
IM CRAZY AND INSANE! WHY DID I TYPE THAT LOL!!!!!! PURPLE!
Charlie_Love
puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurple!
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Hi Tom! <[••]>
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Hi Tom! Guess what? Youre my gave author!!!!!
sfecho
you mean fave?
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Yeah. Stupid auto correct! >:-(
TomAngleberger
Thank you! I’m so proud to be your gave!
SFSam
what is luke skywalkers favorite candy?
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Lightsavers. ( lifesavers )
sfecho
when i was younger, i used to call lifesavers lightsabers. true story. lol.
espicer
Same with me only other way around.
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Same her espicer!
SuperFolder_Zod
You know how lightsabers were actually invented recently? Well, I read somewhere that they may be in toy stores as early as 2015. Coincidentally, that is also when Episode 7 comes out!
😀
SFSam
you are correct
ninja
I will buy at least 3 if/when they come out.
Darthyoda1717
On December 15th
Origami_Jedi_Master
Tom do you have any plans for origami yoda T-shirts?
ILuvOrigamiYoda
My moms ruining my 3 day weekend!!!!!!! She made me go to her boyfriends grandmothers bday! She’s apparently turning 93 and I don’t even know the lady! That’s where I am now and theres like 12 other kids here and I’m one of the oldest and my iPods dead! This is driving me NUTS! THIS IS SOOOOOOOO NOSTRUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Calamari
…..Yeah how did you time that
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Used my iPhone.
SuperFolder_Zod
I don’t really like ianything. I’m an Android lover.
Just saying.
Markiv18
I dont have monday of
Origami_Jedi_Master
Umm what does this have to do with what im saying.sorry for sounding like Harvey
SuperFolder_Zod
ILuvOrigamiYoda started it.
Ghostbuster
i don’t have a phone
SFRockHopper
How about we discuss Halloween costumes? I’m going as Reptil from Super Hero Squad.
SFRobby
I’m going as a kid watching TV and getting on origami yoda.com on his IPad.
Origami_Jedi_Master
I’m going to be darth vader. Cuz a long long ago (About 4 years ago) I Was Anakin
Kitfolder
im going as gree(look it up)
espicer
I’m Steve from minecraft.
ILuvOrigamiYoda
I’m gonna be a myself as a Jedi.
SFSam
im anubis
yodafan
I’m Jabba the Hutt!
SuperStooky81
Im a pirate. If my vader costume from when I was 5 fit me i’d wear that but…. all I have left is the lightsaber. P.S. Gals: dress up as darth vader, and take off the helmet sometime around a lot of people. Their faces are hilairious!
Laith
Heartless zombie! Woot,woot
Ghostbuster
I don’t go trick or treating (I’m christian).
SFposiedon
I’m christian and I go trick-or-treating
liamisstooky
went as Vater !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ghostbuster
nazareth.
Markiv18
Is anyone online?
Kitfolder
i am
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeereeeeeee! I’m here!
SuperFolder_Zod
And me.
Francisyodaguy
Tom, did you here that episodes 7, 8, 9, of Star Wars is coming out starting 2015!!!!!!!!!!
TomAngleberger
Yes, I’m very excited to see all the new characters!!!
SFSam
i wonder what they are going to be
ILuvOrigamiYoda
It Disney. It’s gonna suck. ( not to be harveyish.)
Kitfolder
how can there be a 7 8 and 9 one the force has already been baleced
Francisyodaguy
Hey Tom, the next book has to be all of them or mace. (Cover star)
Calamari
Disney might (finally) make a good movie
Also mr. Angleberger you need to include their characters
SFRobby
ILOY, stop being a Harvey. It’s J.J. Ahbrams. George Lucas ruined episode 2. J.J. Abrhams is going to make epic movies.
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Ok sorry! At least I always apologize when I do! I never mean to be! Sheesh!
superfoldermalak
to answer Kitfolder, google Jacen Solo
Ghostbuster
truth be told, it’s only episode 7 in 2015. Then in 2018 is episode 8. Then in episode 9 is 2021.
ninja
I can’t wait that long!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁
Ghostbuster
a Jedi has great patience.
ultramaul
I am MAUL!
ILuvOrigamiYoda
I’m really tired, but I want to stay up also. I’m so confused.
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Is anyone on? In a chatty mood again.
Jedi_Bob
LOL Hello.
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Sup!
ILuvOrigamiYoda
My moms actually letting me go out on halloween! I’m gonna to be a Jedi!
Jedi_Bob
Sweet! Who are you being? I’m being Luke Skywalker.
ILuvOrigamiYoda
I’m not being a specific jedi. I’m going to be myself as a Jedi.
Jedi_Bob
Hey, SuperFolders!! Could you give me some ideas of who to fold in origami thathas not been folded yet?
ILuvOrigamiYoda
How about you make up a stooky Jedi, Sith, clone, or bounty hunter that doesn’t exist. Just make up your own!
Jedi_Bob
Good idea, I guess.
Jedi_Bob
My imagination has no fuel!!! 🙁 I can’t think of anything!
Jedi_Bob
I got it!! Thanks, ILuvOrigamiYoda!
ILuvOrigamiYoda
No problem!
Tyler
Umm… Here you go!
Mawhonic, buzz droid, Boga, Oppo Rancisis, Coleman Trebor, and that’s all I can think of at 8 in the morning! :p
Jedi_Bob
Woah. Thanks, dude!
Jedi_Bob
My origami Dengar will be on in 17 days.
SuperFolder_Zod
ULTIMATE LIST OF WHICH CHARACTERS TO FOLD
IG-88, Gammorrean guard, Max Rebo, Sy Snootles, Aldar Beedo, Sebulba, Greedo, GNK droid, Dexter Jettster, EV-9D9, Magnaguard, battle droid, super battle droid, Dengar, 4-LOM, Boga, Geonosian warrior, treadwell droid, pit droid, Zam Wesell, Lobot, Rebel soldier, droideka, dianoga, dwarf spider droid, B’omarr monk, TIE pilot, Imperial officer, MSE-6 droid, Owen Lars, Sergeant Edian, Bossk, Boss Nass, Captain Panaka, Crix Madine, and definitely Mawhonic.
😀
Jedi_Bob
I tried Zam Wessel.
SuperFolder_Zod
Now try all the others!
Evan
Hi everybody! Just letting you know that I have just creathed my new website, sf.wordpress.com. If you liked my showcase origami, please check out my stooky site
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Alright!
Origami_Warrior87
OK I will
Bob
Hi peoples.
Bob
Hi again peoples.
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Hi.
Bob
Hi again peoples.
SuperFolder_Zod
1,000th COMMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SuperFolder_Zod
Everyone check out my Origami Max Rebo! #stooky
Also,
BREAKING NEWS!!
Tom is once again commenting on origami! Hooray!
And finally, I just came back from AC Moore, where I got large origami paper, cardstock, and Jabba paper. Jabba paper is technically called “Natural Pebble” and is in the cardstock section at any AC Moore store(just in case anyone wanted to know).
😀
TomAngleberger
You found it???? I need to get out there and get some more!
SuperFolder_Zod
Just now, I also made a cover Fortune Wookiee with the cardstock I bought! It took 3 hours and 20 minutes to make.
SFRobby
I found it in the scrapbook section at michals. It was the EXACACT same color as the one on the cover. It was greenish yellowish on one side, and the other side was blank. I don’t remember the actuall name, but I don’t think it had the same name as Zod’s. Oh, and I got mine the day JtP came out. We went to Hastings and I got the book, then I found the paper at Michals!
SuperFolder_Zod
Yeah, I think you’re right. Mine, I just noticed, is lighter in color, and has larger lumps. So,as a result, it is really hard to fold.
Never mind!
wookiewolf
the bumps make it more jabba like
ninja
I don’t have an A.C Moore store. Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
espicer
Some body should make a Finn or Jake from adventure time. ( Not me cause I’m lazy 😉 )
yodafan
That’s a really good idea. I have been trying to think of a character to make in origami. PS: Anyone know of some really good Kit Fisto instructions?
SuperFolder_Zod
SF Brioboy’s instrux; in How to Fold.
Kitfolder
I DID!!!!!!!!! Check out my kit FOLDo in the submit thingy Will upload instux
yodafan
I made the Finn from Adventure time!
SuperStooky81
Try fiona and cake! (i loved the gs episode,girl main characters are definitly appealing to gal fans(like me))
SFposiedon
i think you can make finn by just using the ewok intrux but without the ears
odeyoda
Tom, you know what just happened? YOu commented on a origami 5 seconds before I did!!! Same time
Origami_Warrior87
Hey Tom, Great intro to the book Star Wars Origami by Chris Alexander. I can barely do a youngling rated one!
TomAngleberger
Yeah, Chris Alexander is at a much higher level than me, too….
Origami_Warrior87
The book Star Wars folded flyers is a really good book too. It is Star Wars paper airplanes
ultramaul
It is WAY hard!
ILuvOrigamiYoda
Hey Tom! I have the stookiest idea for something you could add to the site! You could put up fun quizzes for us SFs to take. Like, “Which Star Wars puppet should you have” or “Which Origami Yoda Character are you most like”
That would be STOOKTACULAR!
That
Origami_Warrior87
Yeah that would be stooky!
espicer
Yeah! That would be so stooky!
TomAngleberger
Great idea!