SuperFolder Captain_Declan
Hello, Mr. Tom Angleberger. My name is Captain Declan. And I have completed the Origami Yoda series. I heard how you didn’t want to make another one, and thought I could make one. Sadly, I could not figure out the recipe for your books nor add any smart jokes. Sir, I have been laughing my heart out. AND THE SHOCKING TWIST WHERE HARVEY ACTUALLY LIKED SARA! It’s all great stuff. And I would like to relive Origami Yoda. I want to see what happens next. What if it was Boba Fett as the puppet of the book this time? Maybe Origami Yoda might return? So please, help me, Tom Angleberger. You’re my only hope.
Flashlightsabers:
Digging up my Dad’s archives. In the ‘80s he and his brothers would grab flashlights and fight. He thought that was how they did lightsabers in the Star Wars Trilogy movies. Not the case, though. Whenever they’d cut off a hand, the opponent would put his hand in his sleeve. Never done it. You stooky guys could.
HOW TO MAKE A LIGHTSABER: First, shade your flashlight’s eye blue (or whichever color you want) until it is completely your color.
HOW TO MAKE MAUL’S LIGHTSABER: Use some silver duct tape to bind two flashlights together. Shade red on each side. When you press both buttons, you will have a double-bladed Maul lightsaber.
HOW TO MAKE KYLO REN’S LIGHTSABER: Super Glue two red glow sticks to the side of Kylo Ren’s lightsaber.
LIGHTSABER TECHNIQUE: Look at a picture of the lightsaber you are making before you choose the flashlight to use.
REMEMBER: Use Heavy Duty flashlights, or any others with powerful beams.
Cheetos:
Sadly, I don’t know how to comment on things. So I want somebody to tell me how. The first super folder to tell me how gets a free party size bag of Cheetos! Now get going! And remember, don’t be a Cheeto Hog, and share some with your family.
