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Folderine: X-Fold Origins
By Tommy

This Case File is going to be a little weird. Okay, I take that back, they have all been weird. But this one is weird for a different reason. It is weird because instead of it being about Dwight or Harvey or even Star Wars. It’s about Kellen and Superheroes, let me explain. A while back, Kellen told me that his mom let him by his first Marvel comic book. Now I know what you’re thinking “Kellen hasn’t bought a Marvel comic before!?!”, shocking I know. I asked him the same thing and he said: “Nah, I haven’t because my Mom said that I wasn’t mature enough until now”. So does that clear things up? Okay, anyway, Kellen bought a comic called “Old Man Logan”, supposedly it’s about that “Wolverine” guy when he is old or something. Anyways, Kellen was so into this Wolverine guy that when I went to his house, his room was FULL of posters and action figures of “Wolverine”, there wasn’t a Star Wars thing in sight, I couldn’t even find Luke Skyfolder! I was shocked! When I asked Kellen where his Star Wars stuff was he said he threw it out! Kellen, a HUGE Star Wars fan, THREW IT ALL OUT!!!! He said he kept Luke for “Sentimental Reasons”, But Still!! Then I’m going to let Kellen explain the rest in his own words.

Harvey’s Comment-What the Hutt! Kellen has done some crazy stuff before. But This! I’m going to borrow Murky’s Pad-me and say ” Kellen, you’re breaking my heart, I don’t know you anymore”!

Tommy’s Comment- Wow, Harvey must be upset. The next chapter is Kellen’s Reasoning for betraying the Force.

I’m no Traitor!
By Kellen

Okay, I know all you guys think I’m a “Traitor” to the force and all that but let me explain. For example, when Harvey was 11, he was still into “Tellytubbies”. But once he found Star Wars he dropped his “Tellytubbies” stuff and filled his room Star Wars stuff. So you see! I dropped the Star wars Faze and now onto a Marvel faze.

Harvey’s Comment- Uh, Kellen was DEFINITELY lying about that Tellytubbies stuff,hee hee…..

Tommy’s Comment-Dang, Harvey just got BUSTED! This next chapter shows what Kellen did at school on Monday morning.

Kellen and the Folderine
By Cassie

Okay, I’m only writing this because I was the first to see him on the first day of school. So I was hanging out with Sara and Amy, talking about how excited I was for the “Eighth Grade Play” and how Rabbaski is the new drama teacher and all that. Then Kellen came over and said hi to me, I gave him a hug and all that jazz. But then he said he wanted to show me something. He pulled a piece of paper that had been folded into a Wolverine puppet (don’t ask how I know this). He told me he had made it himself and that it gives advice like Origami Yoda. He then asked me to ask “Folderine” a question (P.S. That is a SUPER clever name). I didn’t have a question, but a kid from another table did.

Harvey’s Comment- It must be SUPER embarrassing to have Kellen as a Boyfriend.

Tommy’s Comment- I didn’t know they where officially a “thing”. I also think it’s funny how Harvey thinks Kellen is embarrassing #DarthPaperSucks.

Folderine is a GENIUS
By Mike

Remember how in the sixth grade I sucked at softball? Well, guess what, I still suck, well I did until Folderine came. So I overheard Kellen and Cassie talking, I tried to ignore them until I heard the mention Origami Yoda. Then I started to be interested. When I heard Kellen say he had something that gives advise like Origami Yoda, I had to go over there and see. I asked Kellen what was going on and he showed me Folderine. He wanted me to ask him a question. There was only one on my mind. How do I win a softball game? Folderine’s response was “Train you’re butt out, bub. Ya gotta work for it”. And he was right, I realized that I always just wanted it to happen, like from the force or something. But since Wolverine isn’t a Star Wars character, he has to work for what he has, and that’s what I did. I trained for weeks. In the gym and at home, and when the next game came around, I was ready. I was scared at first, but I knew I could do it. Tater Tot was the first to go up to the plate. He had a Home Run, of course. Then it was my turn, I was calm as I went up to the plate. I clenched the bat and when the ball was thrown I swung. I MADE A HOME STINK’N RUN!!!!!! I ran the bases and when I got back to home plate everyone was celebrating and lifting me up into the air. Happy tears were falling down my face. My first Home Run Ever! Even Tater Tot came up to me and congratulated me. Foldernine gave me advice Origami Yoda couldn’t. That is why Folderine is a Genius!

Harvey’s Comment- Wow, just wow. No more angry tears or complaining about softball. It feels like that went on FOREVER!!!

Tommy’s Comment-Like always Harvey didn’t get the point. Folderine gave Mike great advice. Origami Yoda made it so he didn’t cry that one time. But Folderine/Kellen told Mike to train, to actually try. The next story will shock you even more though. Howell and Kellen getting along! #MindBLOWN!!!