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Genetics
By Bobafold619

So on one of HTF’s posts HugeThomasFord got me thinking. He was talking about Dwight’s dad.

So this is the way Genetics work: So you probably get about 1/2 of one of your parents and 1/2 of your other parent. For example: You might get one of your parents eyes while you have your other parents hair. You will need that knowledge for my knew theory.

So I think that IF my potato theory is wrong and Dwight IS a Squirrel then this is my theory.
So what about this, Dwight’s Mom is EXTREMELY weird. And Dwight’s Mom is also MAGIC! So she falls in love with a squirrel (Dwight’s dad). So The Squirrel (Dwight’s dad) gets married to Dwight’s Mom.
But then Dwight’s Dad (The Squirrel) runs away for reasons I don’t know and that is why Dwight’s Mom is always depressed.
But before Dwight’s Dad ran away they had a baby. And (this is where the genetics part comes in) Dwight was born 1/3 human (appearance) 1/3 Magic (the Force) and 1/3 squirrel (instincts).
Also Dwight doesn’t like to talk about his dad because then everyone will think he is even WEIRDER (if that possible)!

So that is my theory

Harvey’s Comment: Dumbest. Theory. Ever.