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Debunking a popular X-wing conspiracy theory

SuperFolder Stingray

(I sure hope someone else thought that title was funny…)
Anyhoo, I come bearing a public service announcement to all SuperFolders…
WEBMASTER SAM EXISTS!!
*applause*
You might be saying to me, “Stingray, HOW do you know he exists?”
Well, I first began my detective journey election day 2020, when Tom made an election day post saying that Sam ran for mayor of Crickenburg. I don’t know about you guys, but I was like, “what the Fett is Crickenburg?” So I Googled it. Turns out, Crickenburg is a city in a Qwickpick book written by none other than a man named SAM RIDDLEBURGER. I knew I was on to something, so I continued my fact-finding mission and Googled “Sam Riddleburger”. This led me to several of Tom’s old WordPress sites that haven’t been used in like 9 years, and to the conclusion that Sam Riddleburger was Tom’s old pen name (or pseudonym, whichever you prefer). But something still smelled fishy, so I then Googled “Webmaster Sam” (or something like that, it was back in November, how should I remember this?!?) and one of the hits was a picture of Tom and….. drumroll please…… WEBMASTER SAM!!!
I know this because Tom was holding up a piece of paper with the words “Webmaster Sam” and an arrow pointing to Sam on it. If you must know, Sam was holding a paper crane. And scowling. Fittingly, this picture is stored on a USB drive titled “TheEvidence.JPG”
I’m not going to post that picture because
A) It’s like 270 by 203 pixels and extremely blurry so it’s not like you’d be able to see anything.
B) I would like to protect Webmaster Sam’s anonymity (but he’s already in a Google-able picture, so what good could this really do?)
C) Go find it yourself! It will make you feel like Woodward or Bernstein after they did that Watergate report back in the 70s.
Webmastergate, maybe?

The picture I posted is something I drew last night after reading Origandalf’s post about Webmaster Sam not being real.