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Okay, you all know that I’ve debunked my Shili theory and that it can’t be true. (By the way, this is not a chapter for the Dwight‑Squirrel‑Puzzle.)
But I still found the idea way too funny to just drop it like a hot mynock.
So I came up with a little role‑playing game.
Here’s how it works:
I’ll tell you a story from Dwight’s point of view.
BUT: You are Dwight!
So you make the decisions for him and everything.
This is a purely fictional story that cannot be true, since Tales of the Jedi only came out in 2022.
It’s just for fun.
It’s also inspired by StarWadProd’s Shili theory, because I also thought it was too good to just let go.
Only inspired, but I wanted to give you some praise for all the work you put into it (and into the case as well).
“And therefore,” Morlophenius’ booming voice echoed across the entire clearing,
“Dwight is hereby expelled from the Tribe of the Ancient Squirrels, for his supernatural powers pose a danger to the tribe.”
You lower your head.
You know that arguing is pointless.
The word of the squirrel chieftain is law.
You can feel the gazes of the other squirrels drilling into you — looks of pity, displeasure, and even a bit of fear.
They fear your powers.
Just like you do.
You don’t even know what kind of powers they are, but sometimes things around you just start floating, and when you get too upset with other squirrels, they start saying strange things — things you want them to say.
“The tribe grants you some of its valuable supplies.
By dusk, you will have left our territory.
After dusk, any squirrel who sees you on our land has my permission to kill you.”
Morlophenius’ words echo in your mind.
Sure, you’re afraid of your weird powers yourself, but…
While you’re still lost in thought, you hear a crack that snaps you out of it.
You look down from your treetop and see a Togruta.
She looks dejected.
With a sigh, she sits down on a stone.
You have three options:
Stooky: You throw a nut hanging above you at her to get her attention.
Fizzpop: You ignore her and just hop along.
Waffle‑tastic: You sit down in front of her to get her attention.
The option with the most votes wins.