SuperFolder Stookyfarming
Hello, superfolders! I would like to take this opportunity to thank darth_lectro589 for creating the bill cipher club and making a post to thank me for joining! I would also like to thank Bobafold619 for folding an origami Boba Fett for the origami festival! I appreciate it!!!!!
ORIGAMI FESTIVAL: TEAM BOUNTY HUNTER WINNING!
When I first made the origami festival, there were only two superfolders in it: one joined team droids, the other joined team bounty hunter. Then, within a few days, a ton of you joined team bounty hunter! Here is a message from Foldo Ren about the festival:
FOLDO REN: To team bounty hunter, woo hoo!!!! We’re winning!!!!!
ME: The festival isn’t over yet! Plus, it’s offensive to C-3PO!
C-3PO: I find this quite rude.
ME: No fight-
C-3PO: Hi-yahhhhh!!!!!!! I’ll beat you up, you-
The rest of this message has been removed, due to the fact that an epic fight occurred directly after C-3PO insulted Foldo Ren.
Please keep submitting origami for the festival!
ORIGAMI SPLATOON CORNER(if you have no idea what splatoon is, or if you don’t care about splatoon, you can skip this section.)
Welcome to the splatoon section of this origami newsletter! Today we have an important announcement: origami DJ Octavio has kidnapped the origami zapfishes! If you would like to help, fold an origami hero mode goggles, gloves, or rider (from the splatoon manga, books 3, 11, and 12.) and submit it!
HARVEY’S RANTING CORNER (edited by Tommy, so some words have been changed.)
Hello, it’s me, Harvey, and today I am going to talk about fruitwad yoda! So number ONE, paperwad yoda was the worst! It was literally just a piece of paper folded into a yoda that honestly looks like Shrek!
(Tommy’s comment: don’t drag Shrek into this! At least he looks better than you, Harvey!)
Number TWO, fruitwad yoda is even WORSE due to it looking so nasty and how Dwight probably brought it with him when he took a shower! (then he definitely ate it!!!!)
Number THREE, I actually bought like, a ten-pack of those fruit roll-ups, and they tasted horrible! I even had to throw them away! So that’s why fruitwad yoda is the worst! The end!
BILL CIPHER FOLDED!
I have finally folded an origami bill cipher! There is a picture of it in this post! Darth_lectro589, please take a look!
MURKY’S STOOKY MURKYISM DICTIONARY!
Auraplanes- “I don’t know…”
Sickseven- “that joke bombed.”
Stoda- “so basic…”
Laval- “ha, ha!”
MINECRAFT ORIGAMI CHALLENGE!
Level one challenge: fold three origami villagers with the noses NOT glued on.
Level two challenge: fold a five-armed iron golem.
Level three challenge: fold a two-side creaking with six arms.
If you complete any of these challenges, you have the option to make a post featuring your achievement.
CONCLUSION
Goodbye, superfolders! See you next time! Comment Stooky if you want Harvey to rant about funtime in the next newsletter, comment Fizzpop if you want Foldo Ren to post an apology letter to C-3PO in my next post, comment Epic if you want a level four minecraft origami challenge in the next newsletter, or comment Instructions, please if you want me to post instructions for an origami splatoon inkling base.
FOLDO REN: heheheh… Stookyfarming has gone to bed… he doesn’t know about my secret! Superfolders, comment Waffle-tastic if you want me to secretly tell you about my secret. But whatever you do, DO NOT make a post with the title “Stookyfarming, Foldo Ren is being a bad boy”, or else!!!!!! DO NOT, got it? DO. NOT!!!!! Anyway, see you next time…
P.S. FOLDO REN: DO NOT. Bye.
P.p.s. FOLDO REN: seriously, do NOT! Bye for real!
SEE YOU IN MY THIRD NEWSLETTER!
