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Title sound familiar? That’s right, it’s from The Secret Of The Fortune Wookie! Now I didn’t do it on purpose just for this. I did it for a safety reason.

August 5(?): my mom puts OY in a cup holder
August 6(?): my mom puts a bottle of water RIGHT ON HIM!!! Thankfully he dried. Yay.

But it gets worse!

August 12(also sound familiar?): in the morning, I decided to bring my pickletine (that’s a dead giveaway) to lunch with my Yoda (major fishmaster mistake!). After eating lunch, I open the car door (I put them in this little pocket thing in the side of the door) and something green comes flying out. At first, I didn’t know what flew out. Then, a couple minutes later at a jewelry store, I realize yoda’s gone! Going back to the restaurant at where I had lunch, my mom searches for the Yoda, while I sit in the car. After a couple minutes, she finds it in mint condition! When I got home, I had this picture frame I never used. So I put Yoda in the frame, and he has been in there ever since, untouched by the elements. (I also crumpled up pickletine and threw him in the trash. I’m telling you, he used the force to push Yoda out of the car!)