Coming Sept. 23 to a bookstore or library near you…. It’s Two-Headed Chicken 3!

And here’s a trailer for it! Unlike other trailers, this one is approved by a fish with a mustache! How does that make you feel?

No book is safe!

Yes, that’s right… this book even makes fun of The Strange Case of ORIGAMI YODA!!!!!

Better read it fast before it gets banned… by Tom!