I told the OpenAI bot a little bit about Fake Mustache and it wrote this… which really isn’t all that far off!

I was in my friend’s room, trying to talk him out of doing something stupid, when I saw the mustache. It was fake, but it looked real enough. And my friend had this crazy look in his eye. I knew he was up to something. “What are you planning to do with that mustache?” I asked him. “I’m going to rob the bank,” he said. “And you’re going to help me.” I knew I had to stop him. But how? Then I got an idea. “I’ll pose as a cowgirl,” I said. “And you can be my sidekick.” He laughed at first, but then he saw that I was serious. “All right,” he said. “Let’s do it.”