WELCOME BACK TO MAUL’S MARCH MADNESS!
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Well, SFS, here we are…. The FINAL FOURCE! Just four teams left and I have to tell you I’m a little nervous!
These pieces of paper have come so far… and two will go no farther.
There’s going to be heartbreak and there’s going to be triumph.
Just take our first match-up: POCO vs DARTH. A few months ago, no one even knew who Poco was. In fact, I still don’t! Let me google him…
Huh, a rare healer… looks a little like Vader actually with that triangle nose!
Anyway… he’s a long shot. Because VADER is VADER!
And then we’ve got YODA TRIO vs REINDEER. Three Yodas? That’s hard to beat… and no one has. No wonder they were early favorites to get here. Meanwhile, their opponent is one reindeer. Sure he uses the Force to fly around and stuff, but he’s just one reindeer against Yoda, Ghost Yoda and Evil Yoda! (Remember, Evil Yoda from that Clone Wars episode? YIKES!)
Looks, like the games are about to begin, I’ll send you down to BOBBA and BOSSK for the play-by-play.
BOBBA: Poco and Vader are headed out on the court!
BOSSK: The referree has the nickel. Poco calls HEADS. There’s the flip!
BOBBA: IT’S TAILS! LORD VADER WINS! WELL DONE, LORD VADER. YOU’RE REALLY AWESOME LORD VADER!
BOSSK: You are such a brown-noser!
BOBBA: That was hurtful. But not as hurtful as being force choked, so I repeat: Great Job, LORD VADER!
BOSSK: Moving on, it’s time for Yodas vs Reindeer!
The_Winter_Folder’s YODA TRIFECTA -vs- DARTH FLOPPY’s ORIGAMI REINDEER
BOBBA: REINDEER calls tails.
BOSSK: There’s the flip!
BOBBA: It’s TAILS!!!!!! The upset of the CENTURY!!!!!
BOSSK: I’m freaking out! I can’t believe it!!!!!!
BOBBA: Neither can the Yodas… they’re slinking back to the locker room in tears.
BOSSK: You mean they are crying?
BOBBA: No, not tears, TEARS! They got torn up pretty bad in the battle!
BOSSK: Luckily, POCO is a RARE HEALER. He’ll tape them up…
BOBBA: Meanwhile we are headed for the CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!
BOTH: VADER vs REINDEER!!!!!!