Today’s Ewok, Dexter, looks mean, but he’s just angry. He forgot to study for a big test, and he got a F-. Then at recess, he got stung by a bee, (and the stinger got stuck in him) and then he ran from it, tripped on someone else, and fell. That’s why he had a band-aid on. Then he accidentally dropped his lunch money in the toilet, and there was going to be a delicious meal, and he was starving. Then he got detention for tripping on the other kid. Then his friend decided not to come over. When he got home, he was so hungry, he accidentally ate some really old ham. Then he got sick, and missed his field trip, and field day. Anakin’s Amazing August will start soon. More info later.